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[* Error404]

"They're great at destroying things! Always knocking things off counters! Clawing you after being happy and purring. They're far more lethal than dogs, I dare say!"

[* Colonel Bechamel]

Thor scratched his beard. "But my goat will eat the cat. Anyway, trying to herd cats is harder than, um, trying to herd cats!"

[* Samhain]

"Very well. You may borrow my dog. Just remember, like most dogs, he's scared of thunder."

[* Colonel Bechamel]

"But I am the god of thunder!" Thor whined. "What's the point of being the god of thunder, if I can't use my superpower?"

[* Samhain]

"You'll just have to find a way unless you want him hiding under your bed."

[* Colonel Bechamel]

And so, Thor re-branded himself as the god of lightning-but-not-thunder, and rode off into the stars. Meanwhile...

[* Samhain]

Loki had observed the whole thing and started to follow Thor.

[* Colonel Bechamel]

But Thor installed a rear-view mirror, and knew that Loki was following him. He turned around and blasted Loki with lightning. Texas BBQ Loki!

[* Samhain]

Loki snickered as Thor blasted one of his illusions. "He never learns."

[* Error404]

This has given Loki an idea to trick Thor into shooting Baldur - and bringing about Ragnarök.

[* Colonel Bechamel]

But Thor was too smart for this, and and blasted another one of Loki's illusions instead!

[* Samhain]

While Thor was blasting away, he was not watching where he was going and collided with a comet.

[* Colonel Bechamel]

Thor said "Ouch", picked up the comet, and hurled it at the various Lokis (bowling-bowl style), knocking them all down - including the real Loki.

[* Samhain]

Odin appeared and shouts, "That's enough!"

[* Colonel Bechamel]

Thor asked "Why? It's funny."