[2022] A Time of Poetry...

[* Colonel Bechamel]

Leisure Suit Larry
flirted with a woman, but
she said "You're a creep."

[* Samhain]

Graham found many things
On his many adventures
Where did he put them?

[* Colonel Bechamel]

Roger ran away from
the Sariens; but they found
and shot him. The end.

[* Samhain]

Hero of Spielburg
Has many stories to tell
But he never speaks

[* Colonel Bechamel]

The Prince of Shapeir
was fearless and brave;
he fought Ad Avis,
but his game didn't save.

And so, because safety
he did ignore,
the game is now over;
it's time to restore.

[* Samhain]

I'm a Manhunter
I track humans for the Orbs
Fashion disaster

[* Colonel Bechamel]

Codename: ICEMAN is
an acquired taste but
also very hard.

[* Samhain]

I am Jesse Bains
I am called The Death Angel
Nope, not pretentious

[* Colonel Bechamel]

Officer Bonds was
named Rookie Cop of the Year
Marie was so proud

[* Samhain]

There once was a boy named Willy
Who was in a game that was silly
Actually, the humor was lame
I wasn't a good game
He won't be in a sequel, will he?

[* Colonel Bechamel]

J. Bains shot Sonny
That's the end of the game
Restart or restore?

[* Samhain]

Did everything right
I don't get the good ending
Bought a second rose

[* Colonel Bechamel]

... then zombies appeared
and ripped Gabriel apart
Aaaah! Stupid zombies!

[* Samhain]

There once was a Manhunter with no name
Who luckily had pretty good aim
Stole from the Orbs a ship
And made a short trip
And left all of their bases aflame

[* Colonel Bechamel]

The horoscope page
eerily predicts Gabe's day.
Everyone else? Fine...