[2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.

[* Samhain]

My Spaghetti Carbonara used American "Parmesan" cheese and not Parmigiano-Reggiano from Italy.

Chocolate chip cookies

[* Colonel Bechamel]

My chocolate chips were all melted.

Caramel chocolate bar.

[* Samhain]

My caramel chocolate bar melted into a ooey, gooey mess.

Candy apple

[* Colonel Bechamel]

The carnival operator ruined my candy apple by dipping a radish in sugar candy coating.

Crunchy, delicious peanuts

[* Samhain]

The crunchy, delicious peanuts were contaminated with a fungus that produced aflatoxin.

Craft beer

[* Colonel Bechamel]

When I opened my Craft Beer, I found someone substituted it with cheap, mass-manufactured Kraft cheese. And to make things worse, it was also moldy.

Creamy, spicy chicken Korma

[* Samhain]

My chicken korma had bad karma

Clam roll

[* Colonel Bechamel]

My clam roll rolled down the hill and gathered moss.

Ham roll

[* Samhain]

There was something about my ham roll that just wasn't kosher.

Molasses

[* Colonel Bechamel]

My molasses were far too sticky. I ended having a peanut butter sandwich instead.

Peanut butter sandwich

[* Red Herring]

Because they made it peanut nutter instead!

Salad

[* Samhain]

My salad had no dressing.

Fried calamari

[* Colonel Bechamel]

My fried calamari fell on the floor and was gobbled by the cat.

Juicy, delicious grilled chicken

[* Samhain]

My juicy, delicious grilled chicken was recalled because of salmonella.

Iced coffee

[* Colonel Bechamel]

My iced coffee was nuked in the microwave because the clerk was an idiot.

Juicy, delicious grilled pork