[2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.

Post by * Samhain » Sun Oct 30, 2022 9:20 pm

My juicy, delicious grilled pork was not cooked all the way through and may cause trichinosis.

American Chop Suey

Post by * Colonel Bechamel » Mon Oct 31, 2022 3:13 am

My American chop suey was spoiled by not being too sweet. Chop suey should be spicy, and hence prepared by a Chinese chef.

Reese's Pieces

Post by * Cup Half Full » Mon Oct 31, 2022 4:15 am

* Colonel Bechamel wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 3:13 am Reese's Pieces

They were actually PIECES of someone named Reece! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M&Ms

Post by * Colonel Bechamel » Mon Oct 31, 2022 4:48 pm

While I was asleep, a tribe of ants got into the bag and stole all my M&Ms.

Snickers chocolate bar

Post by * Chuckie Brown » Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:00 pm

* Colonel Bechamel wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 4:48 pm Snickers chocolate bar

Turns out it was not Snickers floating in the pool...

Mackintosh's Mack Toffee

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