Silly videos.

[Tawmis]

This had me laughing my ass off.

[Rath Darkblade]

Oh, dear ... silly dog. What is "RxCKSTxR", and did he/she dub the voiceover before this or after? Just curious ... seems the sensible thing to do is just walk over there and leash the dog.

[Tawmis]

Oh, dear ... silly dog. What is "RxCKSTxR", and did he/she dub the voiceover before this or after? Just curious ... seems the sensible thing to do is just walk over there and leash the dog.

Dunno and doesn't matter. Enjoy the awesome.

[Rath Darkblade]

Speaking of which ... something I wrote on the plane in a moment of jetlag.

The Eighteen Commandments (for dogs). 'Cos doggy wants attention, you know.

(Why eighteen? We have ten fingers, ten commandments. Dogs have five digits on their front paws, and four on the back ones).

1. Thou shalt try really hard to get Master's attention. (But not succeed if he's holding a mobile, glowing box).

2. Thou shalt beg for treats. (And get them).

3. Thou shalt always be happy to go out for a wee, even if you're just been. Wee walks don't grow on trees, you know.

4. Thou shalt respect thy Master. He can always get you that ... special operation.

5. Even if you've had the ... operation, thou shalt always hump a visitor's leg.

6. Thou shalt always sniff a visitor's backside. Or try to.

7. Thou shalt always sniff another dog's backside. And where he / she has peed.

8. Thou shalt always eat everything thy Master gives thee, and lick your chops, even if it smells awful. And beg for seconds.

9. Thou shalt try really hard to see what they Master is pointing at when he's watching TV. (You'll always fail, and think he's showing you his hand).

10. Thou shalt try really hard not to eat the cat.

11. Thou shalt not scheme against the cat.

12. Thou shalt not eat the cat's food. (Why would you? Cats eat meat. You're a dog. You eat everything, like Master does).

13. When out on walks, thou shalt eat grass. And chew on sticks. And anything else that looks edible.

14. Thou shalt not wee inside the big enclosed space that belongs to thy Master. Especially not on his new bed. Or new carpet. (His garden, veggie patch etc. is another story).

15. Thou shalt always be able to clean thyself, and do so cheerfully, and whenever and wherever you please.

16. Thou shalt bark at the postman.

17. Thou shalt not growl. (Unless you really want to).

18. Thou shalt chase thine own tail. (Even if you can't catch it).