[2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My baked Alaska was burndy hurndy!

Delicious tomatø ketchup
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Delicious tomatø ketchup had truffle oil in it which made it taste strange. (I actually had this recently)

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My key lime pie was eaten by Grumpy Cat, which gave the cat its permanently sour expression.

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My cheddar was eaten by a mouse!

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My lasagna was eaten by Garfield.

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Re: [2023] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My natto popped into non-existence, since I don't know what it is.

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My Bleu d'Auvergne cheese didn't have enough bleu.

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My Halloween candy melted in my mouth. No I have no more. Bøøørk.

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I threw away the rich, creamy, buttery biscuit. That stuff goes straight to the thyghs.

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My chocolate ganache lacked panache.

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My Thanksgiving turkey was dry and unappetizing.

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