SHP Forums

*swings by on a handy rope* ARR, ha-ha-harr! 'Tis nae Inter-nash-onal Pie-rate Day, bejabbers! Avast thar, ye lubbers, and prepare ta be boarded by the fearsomest scallywags ever ta sail darr seven seas - der crew of thar mighty Sea Turkey! Arr, but nae let that der name be foolin' ye, mateys - for there ain't nae rougher, tougher, bloodthristier, or scallywagger bunch o' cutthroats this side o' the Caribbean, fer sooth yer'uncle, and don't ye be taking nae wooden kopeks to tell ye otherwise!

*grabs another handy rope and swings away, with a yo-ho-ho and even - dare I say it? - a bottle o' rum into the bargain*