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Manhunter I could also see as a movie... without the cliff hanger at the end of the second one, that is.

Consider a Hollywoodised Gabriel Knight movie... with the following leads:

Jean-Claude van Damme as Gabriel Knight
Christina Aguilera as Grace Nakimura
Mos Def as Detective Inspector Mosely
Michael Jackson as Dr John
Paris Hilton as Gerde

*shudder*

Why are you so mean, Rath?

Gaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

I don't think I've ever seen anything that mean come out of Hollywood yet. A little Paris Hilton here, a little Van Damme there, but never in the same movie.

I think Mos Def's okay. It's that other rapper 50 Cent we need to worry about.

Rath Darkblade wrote:Consider a Hollywoodised Gabriel Knight movie... with the following leads:

Jean-Claude van Damme as Gabriel Knight
Christina Aguilera as Grace Nakimura
Mos Def as Detective Inspector Mosely
Michael Jackson as Dr John
Paris Hilton as Gerde

*shudder*

*gouges my minds eye out with a blunt stick*

Wouldn't that kind of cast be like giving the role of Larry Laffer to Brad Pitt and the role of Passionate Patti to Joan Rivers?

AndreaDraco wrote:Why are you so mean, Rath?

Because I'm usually very nice? So I think I'm allowed to be mean in one or two posts.

I wasn't being serious in the least in that post, in case you were wondering. I was just thinking of a worst-case scenario, that's all.

As for Mos Def - from what I've seen of him, I think he's not bad as an actor (although I only saw him as Ford Prefect). I just can't picture him as Mosely, though.

I knew you weren't serious