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ITKDOGFT ITSH!!!!!!

I apologize to the moderators for the previous post. My fellow classmate and I are taking Muggle Studies in our third year at Hogwarts and it seems Ronald was under the impression that a keyboard would work better if the keys were magically organized alphabetically. I've taken the liberty of repairing his keyboard and uploading a photo so he can properly carry out his assignment of communicating with muggles via the internet. All yours, Ron.

-Sincerly, Hermione Granger

thankyou hermione!!! hello muggles!!! how do you talk with all teh letters IN WRONG PLACES???

*Loremaster wrote:DISCLAIMER: The Book of Life has no use for government or military secrets. Don't ask me for any because I don't know any.

We'll see what you know when you're brought to an interrogation room. If you're clean -- like you say you are -- we'll let you go; otherwise, we might have to extend your stay a while.

*Guybrush wrote:I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!

Admitting to criminal acts on an openly public message board? Amazing. I'll have the NSA and CIA put out an alert to the US Coast Guard and any international agencies as well.

*Ron Weasley wrote:ITSSG1111 ////?????



ITKDOGFT ITSH!!!!!!

I'm not even sure what to make of this. It makes even less sense than Agent Casey's recordings of Bartowski and Grimes debating over which sandwich they'd want if they were marooned on an island.

BLIMey!! WHY DO the caPS and shIFT BUTTONS bOTH MAKE my LETTERS BIGG?!!!!!! ThIS IS so COnfusin g!

i WANT to Use this to Talk to me mum And dad, but the HOME BUTTON ISNT WORKING. HERMIONE HELP.

Hi- I'm Chandler. I'm here because I couldn't imagine a better way to spend an evening than with a bunch of strangers who can't speak properly! Seriously, though, I could be watching Baywatch with Joey, but it's not every day that I get invited to a party. You don't have to worry about me, though. Most decent people find me pretty entertaining.

*General Beckman wrote:

*Guybrush wrote:I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!

Admitting to criminal acts on an openly public message board? Amazing. I'll have the NSA and CIA put out an alert to the US Coast Guard and any international agencies as well.

Arrrrrrrr, I'll make ye walk the plank, ye scurvy knave.

i just found the backspace button!

hello guybrush! its really cool to know theres still pirates in the muggle world. the professor wants us to write an essay on modern muggles and if I can write about pirates that would be brilliant!

*Guybrush wrote: Arrrrrrrr, I'll make ye walk the plank, ye scurvy knave.

Oh, please. That's just about as stupid as telling the world you're a pirate - on a message board frequented by the director of the NSA! In case the stupidity of all this isn't registering in your piddling mind, the NSA is a government organization of one of the modern world's greatest military powers which has no tolerance for pirates.

Seriously, I haven't the slightest clue how you ever managed to defeat LeChuck the (Ghost) Pirate all those times! I should know, too - I gathered his story from the time I was 'brilliant' enough to introduce myself to him (long story as to what happened afterwards), and he doesn't know, either.

*Ron Weasley wrote: hello guybrush! its really cool to know theres still pirates in the muggle world. the professor wants us to write an essay on modern muggles and if I can write about pirates that would be brilliant!

Depending on your professor's definition of 'modern', Weasley, Guybrush might be a *tad* bit old-fashioned. However, he is brilliantly popular in modern times - he's got five video games (somewhat like combining all those games you played as a kid into a form you can play on that fancy box you're using right now) to his name, with two of those games having been updated for the modern Muggle world, tons of merchandise, several fan clubs, and so on and so forth. If you want some examples of truly modern men, I'd suggest you look up Mitt Romney, Barack Obama, Yuri Lowenthal, and John L. Sullivan.

EDIT: What is this I don't even...where are my manners? Good to meet you both, Ron Weasley and Guybrush Threepwood! My apologizes for getting so carried away - I do that from time to time.

hello loremaster! you look a lot like our muggle studies teacher! his name is professor steve quirrel. we call him squirrel for short.

so pirates are only on these computer boxes now? that's disappointing! i suppose i could look up this sullivan chap. i hope our library has something on him.

But the pirate population's also booming over in Pittsburgh!

ERMAHGERD CHERNDLER'S HERE! Erm in lerve!!!!! <3 <3 <3

omg i jst lrnd a noo wai 2 spell! also omg just found WIKIPEDIA! me and my friends spent all first year looking for books on nicholas flamel and I found everything we needd about him right here! suck it hermione! WIKIPEDIA even knows about the chamber of secrets! with this computer box I could become A GOD!!!

also omg ermahgerd!!! lol

i loves internet!!!

Sern yer'll learn to terlk like mer! Herherher!

ERMAHGERD! LERK BERHERND YER! SNERP!!!!!!

*Ermahgerd Girl wrote:ERMAHGERD CHERNDLER'S HERE! Erm in lerve!!!!! <3 <3 <3

Oh! My! God!... Kill me now!

*ChandlerBing wrote:

*Ermahgerd Girl wrote:ERMAHGERD CHERNDLER'S HERE! Erm in lerve!!!!! <3 <3 <3

Oh! My! God!... Kill me now!

In all seriousness, I'm sure Master Weasley, the (apparently) latest being to ascend to godhood, could talk to Ermahgerd Girl for you or, lacking that, cast some sort of love-repelling spell over you. Also, in a last-ditch scenario, I could always act as your personal bodyguard - so long as you'll pay my standard fee (replacing my cheap suit with a new one) in the event things get out-of-hand.