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Posted: **Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:41 pm**

My killer whale was ruined when the police busted into its pharmacy in a big drug raid.

Cheese 'n Bacon Perogies.

Posted: **Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:09 pm**

My Cheese 'n Bacon Perogies were ruined by the cold spell we're having at the moment.

Barbecue chicken

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:08 pm**

My barbecue chicken was ruined by all ticks in the woods! They so nasty!

Pumpkin Pie

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:19 am**

My pumpkin pie was taken away by the clown and thrown in Donald Trump's face.

No fair. I want pie, darn it! <stamps foot>

Vegetable salad

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:09 am**

*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:Vegetable salad

My vegetable salad was ruined when Rainbow Lorikeet droppings landed in it!

Key Lime Pie.

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:53 pm**

My key lime pie was ruined by waiting in traffic.

Snicker bar.

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:50 am**

My snickers bar got all wet in the rain.

Penne

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:28 pm**

My penne clumped due to high humidity.

Poached Eggs

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:59 pm**

My poached eggs were stolen by surfers.

Vegan Burger.

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:29 pm**

My vegan burger dropped out of the roll and fell on the sidewalk.

Ice-cream

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:40 pm**

My ice cream was ruined by a stampede of bald eagles!!!

Jello

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:04 am**

My Jello melted from the scorching heat.

Chicken Sammich.

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:31 pm**

*Pocahontas wrote:My ice cream was ruined by a stampede of bald eagles!!!

Bald eagles don't stampede, they flock.

*The Butler wrote:Chicken Sammich.

My Chicken Sammich was snatched away by a cheeky monkey. Darn it!

Toast and jam

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:02 am**

My toast and jam was ruined by fall foliage.

Clam chowder.

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:51 am**

My clam chowder was ruined by the skink who decided to swim in it.

Turducken

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