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[*Squirrel of Midgard]

...said timidly, "Please don't jail us, officer! We didn't know that skipping is illegal!"

[*The Butler]

The constable said, "I shall not if you give me a piece of said dorfenderp!" Harold turned to his wife...

[*Malcolm the Jester]

and said, "that sounds fair." Hilda, however, turned beet red. "The cobbler's right there. Get your own! We will not..."

[*The Butler]

... give you a slice of our dorfenderp!"

The constable replied, "Well then I am forced to..."

[*Pocahontas]

"...sentence both of you to community service! There you will..."

[*The Butler]

"... cobble shoes together for those in need!"

Hilda sighed, "But,..."

[*GLaDOS]

"..., we don't know how to cobble shoes. Why do you think we were looking for a cobbler? We are actually..."

[*Squirrel of Midgard]

"...barefoot! Our shoes are worn, but we perform songs and dances, thus earning a meager wage to fix our shoes."

[*Malcolm the Jester]

The constable paused, thinking. "You're performers, you say? Prove it. Sing and dance for me now, and I shall..."

[*The Butler]

... allow you on your merry way!"

The desperate couple looked at each other and...

[*Squirrel of Midgard]

...all desperation melted away as they danced the waltz, minuet, and polka - and sang a love duet. "Satisfied?" said Hilda.

[*Malcolm the Jester]

The constable furrowed his brow in thought. "Not bad, but do you know any rap songs?"

[*Pocahontas]

Suddenly, Hilde begins furiously rapping Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back without skipping a single beat!!

[*GLaDOS]

"I... I was just joking," the stunned constable said as he let them go. Hilda and Harold were leaving when they were approached by...

[*Malcolm the Jester]

...an older gentleman. "Excuse me, but did I hear that, in addition to liking big butts, you need a cobbler?"