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Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:18 am**

...said timidly, "Please don't jail us, officer! We didn't know that skipping is illegal!"

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:48 am**

The constable said, "I shall not if you give me a piece of said dorfenderp!" Harold turned to his wife...

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:40 am**

and said, "that sounds fair." Hilda, however, turned beet red. "The cobbler's right there. Get your own! We will not..."

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:44 am**

... give you a slice of our dorfenderp!"

The constable replied, "Well then I am forced to..."

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:43 pm**

"...sentence both of you to community service! There you will..."

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:56 am**

"... cobble shoes together for those in need!"

Hilda sighed, "But,..."

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 12:08 am**

"..., we don't know how to cobble shoes. Why do you think we were looking for a cobbler? We are actually..."

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 1:18 am**

"...barefoot! Our shoes are worn, but we perform songs and dances, thus earning a meager wage to fix our shoes."

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:42 am**

The constable paused, thinking. "You're performers, you say? Prove it. Sing and dance for me now, and I shall..."

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:47 pm**

... allow you on your merry way!"

The desperate couple looked at each other and...

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:06 pm**

...all desperation melted away as they danced the waltz, minuet, and polka - and sang a love duet. "Satisfied?" said Hilda.

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:42 pm**

The constable furrowed his brow in thought. "Not bad, but do you know any rap songs?"

Posted: **Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:29 am**

Suddenly, Hilde begins furiously rapping Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back without skipping a single beat!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:33 pm**

"I... I was just joking," the stunned constable said as he let them go. Hilda and Harold were leaving when they were approached by...

Posted: **Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:26 am**

...an older gentleman. "Excuse me, but did I hear that, in addition to liking big butts, you need a cobbler?"

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