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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:59 pm
by *Col_Mustard
My steamed hams were charred by Principal Skinner and eaten by Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers.
Beef sausage
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:05 pm
by *Russian Bot
My beef sausage was ruined by not having any beer to go with it.
Waldorf salad
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:55 pm
by *The Butler
My Waldrof salad was ruined when I realized it wasn't a salad named after a Star Trek character.
Turkey Chilli.
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:20 am
by *Col_Mustard
My Turkey Chilli was ruined when I realised that I wasn't in Turkey or Chile.
Apple
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:28 am
by *Sasquatch
Steamed Hams had a proper burial with the rest of the dead carcasses by all the vegans around here!
Chocolate chip cookies!
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:31 pm
by *The Butler
Turns out those weren't chocolate chips...
But I did have a chocolate shake...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:27 am
by *Col_Mustard
...which was unfortunately was shaken too much by the machine and spilled on the floor.
It looks like Sasquatch ignored my post, so I'll post it again (!)
Apple
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 5:00 pm
by *The Butler
*Col_Mustard wrote: ↑Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:27 am
...which was unfortunately was shaken too much by the machine and spilled on the floor.
It looks like Sasquatch ignored my post, so I'll post it again (!)
Apple
Yeah, 'Quatch was replying to the last one on
the first page and didn't realize it'd gone to the second page.
So the apple was ruined by the worm inside!
The Burger...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:12 pm
by *Bowsette
was uncooked.
A loaf of bread
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:03 pm
by *The Butler
... had mold on it. But I used it to create medicine, so at least it had some use.
This bag of french fries...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:06 am
by *Col_Mustard
...turned out to be Freedom fries, so they had to be thrown away.
My apricot....
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:33 am
by *Whoopee Cushion
...was consumed by pantry moths before it could sufficiently dry out.
Frozen Pizza
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:37 pm
by *The Butler
... by leaving it in the oven and it burned.
Left over pizza...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:02 am
by *Col_Mustard
My left over pizza was forgotten in the fridge and grown moldy. Yuck.
Banana
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:43 am
by *Whoopee Cushion
My banana lay forgotten on the kitchen table behind a stack of papers, and became a nice breeding ground for fruit flies.
Crimble Crumble