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Revolver ... for making people dance.

I've made this thread easier. Keeping track of the details makes it annoying to try and do.

I have one candlestick... six more and I can make a menorah.

The rope is for selling to Keapon Laffin. You want to scope some rope, Miss Anthrope?

The knife would make a good prop for a Crocodile Dundee costume. ("THIS is a knife.")

I am using the Wrench to screw the Lead Pipe into the Candlestick so I can tie it to the Rope that I cut with the knife, so I can knock the gun out of the tree.

I am using the knife to carve me and my sweetie's initials into a large tree out back.

I'm using the lead pipe to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

What's that, Pinky?

Poit. In that case, I'm using the lead pipe to fix the chimney on my busted wood-fire heater.

I have an idea. You can attach soap to a length of rope. Hang it around your neck and it won't fall in the shower. Has anyone else thought of this?

I'll use my candlestick to hold a candle and light my way to bed.

I will be in the study, using a rope, and wondering who Khelgar is going to bed with...?

I'm made my way to the bedroom, where I open the window, poke the revolver out, and spell (in bullet holes) the words "I WONDER WHAT THE BUTLER IS USING THE ROPE FOR" on the hillside.

Hey! You just watch what holes you're poking with your revolver!

I am now in the library studying psychology, with a lead pipe....!

I'm using the dagger to give myself an emergency haircut.

I am taking the Dagger away and explaining it belongs to Amon Ra!