Re: The whatever thread (used to be Silly Gif Thread)
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:31 pm
Keeping Sierra On-Line Alive
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All right, so Bill was cynical, and old-fashioned, and as bitter as black coffee ... but damn he was hilarious. (And sometimes right …)Bill Hicks wrote: Let me ask you a quick question - which, by the way, failed to come up at the trial which they had: “WHAT PERFORMER WANTS HIS AUDIENCE DEAD?”
I don’t get the long term gain here.
What are these guys in the band thinking? “I’m f---ing sick of it, I’m sick of it! Sick of it, sick of it!!”
“What are you sick of?”
“The whole f---ing thing… touring, making $40,000 a night, … free drugs, free booze, stretch limos, penthouse suites … groupies ... I’m in a rut and I want out.”
“And then we have a little show’s coming up!”
“I know, it sucks… …unless… Ian, Nijo, come in! Ian, come down! I’ve had an idea, let’s kill the audience. We’re going to kill them, and then we can get back to our day jobs. We can sell shoes again!”
Why would they do that? Why would the band do that? WHY?
“Because it’s not a band Bill … It’s the devil!”
“Oh, well that’s different.” The devil. That still exists, that concept? Really, does that really exist, you know, the devil? Well, tell me something -- what could oppose God’s will? Nothing, could it? There goes the light-bulb of realization. NOTHING COULD OPPOSE GOD’S WILL!! NOTHING…!!
Remember a few years ago, if you played albums backwards there were satanic messages? Now they’re subliminal. Ain’t it nice to know Satan’s keeping up with all these technological achievements! What a little busy beaver he is! I picture him at a Radio Shack, every Monday morning: “What new things do you have for me today?”
Let me tell you something, if you ever sat around playing your albums backwards … you ARE Satan. Don’t look any further. And don’t go ruining my stereo to prove a point…!
Satan! Destroyer of needles, ruiner of stereos! “I am Satan and I’ve come to destroy high fidelity music. You will all listen to 8-tracks.”
“Aaaah, the Deceiver!”
Well, let’s say that Rock & Roll is the Devil’s music, and we know it for a fact…? Boy, at least it f---ing jams!! If it’s a choice between eternal hell and good tunes, or eternal heaven and New Kids On The Block …
… I’m gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rocking out.
It was good. Should keep it going.Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 1:34 am (Btw, Tawm, hope you liked the "Legal Kombat" thing. I know it was similar to "Banal Kombat" -- I just couldn't resist doing a second one).