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Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:22 am**

There is such a thing as PAH when you're from the south! Yeee-Haw!!!!

My grapes were monched by those darn marmots!

Brownies

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2020 1:52 am**

The brownies were ruined by actually being made from some kind of white chocolate.

Coke Zero.

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2020 2:29 am**

My Coke Zero was left out in the sun and went flat.

Twinkies

Posted: **Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:41 pm**

My Twinkies have been ruined since the local Hostess factory closed.

Fruit cake

Posted: **Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:17 am**

My fruit cake fell on the floor, where it was gobbled up by the cat. Lick lick, chomp chomp, and it was all gone.

Chicken curry

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:01 am**

My Chicken curry was ruined by being too spicy.

Flan

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:40 am**

My flan was in the oven too long, and got burned.

Juicy, delicious orange

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:11 pm**

Since anything done to the orange would make it no longer "juicy" or "delicious", my juicy, delicious orange could not be ruined.

Bagel

Posted: **Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:36 pm**

My bagel was burned to a crisp in the oven.

Blood orange

Posted: **Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:20 am**

The blood orange was gobbled up by the bear that lives in the woods. Rawr!

Persimmon!

Posted: **Thu Oct 29, 2020 11:03 pm**

The persimmon fell on the ground and smashed. Broken persimmon bits everywhere.

Feta cheese

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:40 am**

My feta cheese was ruined by the rain we're having.

Lemon Jell-o

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:45 am**

My lemon jello was dried up by all the hot dry summers!

Fig Newtons

Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:27 pm**

My Fig Newtons were ruined because the figs were not from Newton.

Necco wafers

Posted: **Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:31 am**

My Necco wafers were ruined because they fell on the floor and smashed. They were then eaten by the dog.

Steamed salmon

[2020] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!