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That's a good question. Why does the QfG hero keep losing all his stuff after importing to a new game? You spend a whole game building up your inventory, you have hundreds of coins and loads of cool stuff -- and it disappears into the ether.
Marrak (QfG5): "May you find all you seek, even as you found my Sarra's PANTS."

Pants Confederation? Er ...

"Attention Manhunter. Illegal PANTS at the Alliance computer. Investigate" The Orb, Manhunter: New York.

Shakra (QfG5): "What is a Shop of Magic without PANTS?"

The jailer takes the prisoner's property, then says, "Ok, Monty, remove this gentleman's PANTS and place him behind 'door number one.'" --PQ1

Oh, $deity$.

"However, my end is near and I have decided to bequeath my PANTS to each of you sitting at the table."

and

"Anyway, as I have said, you're all inheriting my PANTS, and you will inherit equally when I go."

--Col. Dijon, The Colonel's Bequest

Tarnan Guard Captain (QfG3): "The hero of Shapeir had aided my guards in the capture of the PANTSless one."

"The District Attorney told me that the reason this jackass won a retrial was some technical BS about improper jury PANTS." Capt. Hall, PQ2

Julanar (QfG5): "You have been injured! Please allow me to heal your PANTS."

"Lytton, once a quiet and peaceful little town, has been growing like a weed. There's new industry, good PANTS, and a decent standard of living." Jim Walls, PQ3

Dmitri Ivanov (QG4): "The PANTS of Mordavia are deep."

"Hell, we ain't hardly got a fightin' chance against those PANTS!"

Hal Bottoms, PQ4