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I go to the billiard room and pot a few shots.

I go to the hall. There isn't much to do here.

I am in the lounge looking for lizards...

I go to the study. Unfortunately, I break the nice chair that is in here.

I go to the study (to study!) and think "Why is there a turtle on the chair?"

I shrug, move the turtle, sit down, and end up on the floor. =(

After being forcibly moved from my spot, I go to the kitchen and use my fire breath to cook a roast. I accidentally burn it.

I go to the conservatory and smell the flowers. Ah!

I go to the library to read Dr. Seuss' finest work: Yertle the Turtle

I go to the kitchen and make beef stew, with potatoes and garlic. =D

I go to the dining room and light the candles with my fire breath... and accidentally set the table on fire.

I rush in from the kitchen with the fire extinguisher. Then I set the stew on the table, ring the gong and shout "Dinner's ready!"

After the dining room fiasco, I try to look nonchalant by reading a book in the library. Hopefully no one notices the book is upside down.

I sit in the study, with a white Persian in my arms, caressing it as I say: "We meet again, Mr, Bond."

And then the winter evenings just fly by.

I go to the conservatory and munch on some of the plants.

I am still in the Dining Room, wondering why people aren't coming in to eat dinner, but then I realise I called it by the wrong name. So, I bang the gong again and shout "Supper's ready!"