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Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2021 5:10 pm**

My sushi was dry.

Pita bread

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:03 pm**

I could not find the meat to fill my pita bread to make a gyro.

Hazelnuts

Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:48 pm**

The mice got at my hazelnuts. Crunch crunch, yum yum, and it's all gone. =(

Crisp, red apple

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:32 pm**

My crisp red apple is now out of season.

Lemons

Posted: **Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:27 pm**

My cousin got hold of my lemony lemons and used them all up to make lemonade. Now I have no lemons.

Orange

Posted: **Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:55 am**

My orange was dry and mealy, not at all like a Sumo.

Baguette

Posted: **Tue Oct 26, 2021 5:19 pm**

My baguette was dry, even as toast. The only thing I could do with it was make it into crumbs and feed it to the birds.

Toast

Posted: **Thu Oct 28, 2021 12:16 am**

I couldn't make toast because of a power failure.

Belgian waffles

Posted: **Thu Oct 28, 2021 3:19 am**

I ran out of baking powder, so I couldn't make Belgian waffles.

Strawberries

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2021 12:26 am**

My strawberries sat out too long and got all moldy.

Avocado

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:45 pm**

My avocado gratin was ruined because the cat had been in the oven. It was full of hairs.

Roast chestnut

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:12 am**

My roast chestnut was ruined by being the wrong holiday.

Egg cream

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:05 am**

My egg cream was ruined by being full of egg yolks and cream.

Baked Alaska

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2021 10:50 pm**

My Baked Alaska was neither baked nor in Alaska

Peach Melba

Posted: **Sun Oct 31, 2021 4:49 pm**

My peach Melba was misspelled. I wanted a peace Melba.

Melba toast

[2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.