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Sierra once published a game
I doubt you remember the name
It had Larry, Graham and Sonny
They hoped it would make money
But everyone thought it was lame

You don't mean the "Hoyle" games, do you, *Gamera? Where Larry, Graham, Sonny etc. play card games with you? =)

There was a young maiden of Chester;
in gamblin', 'twas no one to best 'er.
She cheated them all,
but a young consta-ball
said "She WHAT? Sure thing, Sarge - I'll arrest 'er!"

Solved all the puzzles
But did not get good ending
DON'T BUY SECOND ROSE!

This haiku is stable
but the ending is absurd
Refrigerator.

=D

What I am to do?
I can't think of a haiku
Hey, a paradox

Electioneering:
Superficiality
Unprecedented.

=)

I went on a Quest seeking Glory
You really should listen to my story
I faced goblins and ghouls
And learned this one rule:
Keep potions in your inventory

There once was a wizard named Gandalf -
his name was quite clearly not Randolph;
In Moria's mine
kicked the Balrog's behind
and it turned into Mexican standoff!

I went on a Quest for a King
He asked me to find three things
Found them all; a matched set
But there's on thing I still don't get:
The Rumpelstiltskin backwards thing

Love your use of Rumpelstiltskin. =)

Back to Haiku:

Even the zombies
must beware video cameras
owned by George Romero