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Leisure Suit Larry
flirted with a woman, but
she said "You're a creep."

Graham found many things
On his many adventures
Where did he put them?

Roger ran away from
the Sariens; but they found
and shot him. The end.

Hero of Spielburg
Has many stories to tell
But he never speaks

The Prince of Shapeir
was fearless and brave;
he fought Ad Avis,
but his game didn't save.

And so, because safety
he did ignore,
the game is now over;
it's time to restore.

I'm a Manhunter
I track humans for the Orbs
Fashion disaster

Codename: ICEMAN is
an acquired taste but
also very hard.

I am Jesse Bains
I am called The Death Angel
Nope, not pretentious

Officer Bonds was
named Rookie Cop of the Year
Marie was so proud

There once was a boy named Willy
Who was in a game that was silly
Actually, the humor was lame
I wasn't a good game
He won't be in a sequel, will he?

J. Bains shot Sonny
That's the end of the game
Restart or restore?

Did everything right
I don't get the good ending
Bought a second rose

... then zombies appeared
and ripped Gabriel apart
Aaaah! Stupid zombies!

There once was a Manhunter with no name
Who luckily had pretty good aim
Stole from the Orbs a ship
And made a short trip
And left all of their bases aflame

The horoscope page
eerily predicts Gabe's day.
Everyone else? Fine...