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Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2022 3:15 am**

My baked beans were raw.

Grilled fish

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2022 8:52 pm**

My grilled fish was overdone.

Blueberry pie

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2022 12:46 am**

My blueberry pie fell on the floor.

Traditional Texas BBQed Beef Brisket

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2022 1:21 pm**

You put ketchup on your Texas BBQed Beef Brisket

Italian sub sandwich.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2022 10:08 pm**

My Italian sub had cherry peppers on it.

Whoopie pie

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2022 11:36 pm**

Whoopie pie was ruined because they gave you Oreos instead

Dorrito chips

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2022 1:23 am**

My Dorrito chips were spoiled because they fell out of the shopping basket and jumped on by a little kid.

Red shiny delicious apple

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2022 11:03 pm**

My red shiny delicious apple had a worm in it.

Steamed clams

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:45 pm**

Oh my! My friend!

Your steamed clams were ruined because they had help escaping such a cruel fate!

Toast.

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2022 10:57 pm**

My toast was burnt.

Fluffernutter (a peanut butter/marshmallow fluff sandwich)

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:11 pm**

My fluffermutter fell on the floor.

Crunchy, delicious celery

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:28 pm**

My crunchy, delicious celery could have used peanut butter and raisins to make "ants on a log".

Maple syrup

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:22 am**

My maple syrup was knocked over into the sink and was poured down the drain. I suspect Jar-Jar Binks.

Spaghetti Bolognaise

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2022 11:17 pm**

My Spaghetti Bolognaise used the French spelling. I prefer Spaghetti Bolognese.

Boston cream pie

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2022 2:58 am**

The store was out of cream to make my Boston cream pie with.

Spaghetti Carbonara

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