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"They're great at destroying things! Always knocking things off counters! Clawing you after being happy and purring. They're far more lethal than dogs, I dare say!"

Thor scratched his beard. "But my goat will eat the cat. Anyway, trying to herd cats is harder than, um, trying to herd cats!"

"Very well. You may borrow my dog. Just remember, like most dogs, he's scared of thunder."

"But I am the god of thunder!" Thor whined. "What's the point of being the god of thunder, if I can't use my superpower?"

"You'll just have to find a way unless you want him hiding under your bed."

And so, Thor re-branded himself as the god of lightning-but-not-thunder, and rode off into the stars. Meanwhile...

Loki had observed the whole thing and started to follow Thor.

But Thor installed a rear-view mirror, and knew that Loki was following him. He turned around and blasted Loki with lightning. Texas BBQ Loki!

Loki snickered as Thor blasted one of his illusions. "He never learns."

This has given Loki an idea to trick Thor into shooting Baldur - and bringing about Ragnarök.

But Thor was too smart for this, and and blasted another one of Loki's illusions instead!

While Thor was blasting away, he was not watching where he was going and collided with a comet.

Thor said "Ouch", picked up the comet, and hurled it at the various Lokis (bowling-bowl style), knocking them all down - including the real Loki.

Odin appeared and shouts, "That's enough!"

Thor asked "Why? It's funny."