[2024] Why these look like they could be ... murder weapons!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I pretend to be Jack Be Nimble and jump over the candlestick.

[* Tardy Tardis]

I pick up the candlestick, but instead of using it to light a room or as a blunt object, I reverse-engineer it to harness cosmic energy and create an interdimensional beacon. Perfect for summoning my tardy self to any point in the universe… eventually.

[* Ivaylo]

I fashion the rope into a lasso, and use it to bring the Byzantine Emperor down off his horse, whereupon I ride over his mangled body! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, haughty Byzantines!

[* Irda]

I take the knife to defend myself.

[* Ivaylo]

I take the knife and challenge Irda! En garde, blue-green one!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I use the revolver and pretend to be Yosemite Sam.

[* Tardy Tardis]

I grab the wrench and use it to adjust the inner workings of a malfunctioning vortex manipulator. Time travel can be tricky, but with the right twist, I can smooth out the temporal turbulence and make sure I’m only slightly late.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I use the knife, candlestick, wrench, and lead pipe in my new juggling act!

[* Firiona Vie]

I use the wrench because I need it for repairing her equipment, maintaining my weapons, or perhaps fixing a magical contraption in a quest!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I use the rope to perform cowboy rope tricks to go along with my juggling act!

[* Tardy Tardis]

I decide to use the lead pipe... as the finishing touch to a makeshift lightning rod! A few storms later, I’ll have enough energy stored to power a small time machine—or maybe just make my next appearance slightly less tardy.

[* Ivaylo]

I use the knife to cut a few slices of bread for my sandwich! Not everything I do is heroic, you know!

[* Grumpy bear]

Grumpf! I use the wrench to tighten the nuts of the Cloudmobile.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

And for the grand finale... trick shots with the revolver!

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo looks at the revolver, but does not know what it is! Ivaylo thinks it is a tiny little miniature musical instrument, and tries to blow into it! But this does nothing, so Ivaylo throws the revolver away in disgust!