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Posted: **Thu Oct 24, 2024 11:14 am**

"There was a moose blocking the way. Delay. But I am looking for moose. You think moose maybe Bullwinkle?"

Posted: **Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:47 pm**

"It could have been. Did he have a squirrel with him?"

Posted: **Fri Oct 25, 2024 11:27 am**

"I can help. I speak with animals frequently. Why do you seek this moose?"

Posted: **Fri Oct 25, 2024 8:19 pm**

"This moose has a... valuable item I wish to acquire. Have you seen where the moose went?"

Posted: **Fri Oct 25, 2024 11:19 pm**

"Did the moose head toward the forest, or somewhere else entirely?"

Posted: **Sat Oct 26, 2024 4:33 pm**

The moose head went the same way as the body. Have you checked the forest yet?

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2024 12:00 am**

"Not yet. Doesn't it look scary in there?"

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2024 7:08 am**

"Ivaylo is not scared of any forests! Ivaylo the Peasant faced raiding parties and foreign armies! You are scared of a simple forest?"

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2024 3:38 pm**

"Wouldn’t you be cautious if you didn’t know what might be lurking in those shadows?"

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2024 3:57 pm**

Hrumpf! Of course not! I'm blue-bellied, not yellow-bellied. So did he go to the north-east or more to the east?

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2024 4:23 pm**

I believe it was more to the east. However, my compass is acting up. I could be wrong. Do you happen to have a compass that works?

Posted: **Sun Oct 27, 2024 10:22 pm**

"Ho, I don't have a compass. Don't you have GPS?"

Posted: **Mon Oct 28, 2024 5:25 am**

Ivaylo has never heard of GPS! What is this GPS you are speaking of?

Posted: **Mon Oct 28, 2024 10:05 pm**

It shows your position on a map. What century are you from?

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2024 4:32 pm**

Oh, I'm from the 1980s. Can I interest you in a Care Bear Stare?

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