[2024] Well now you've upset the cook.

[* Tardy Tardis]

Ah, Hawaiian pizza—ruined when I accidentally materialized it in a volcano. Turns out even pineapples can't survive lava flows. It was a "hot" mess.

Beef Wellington.

[* Ivaylo]

I do not know who Wellington is, but I have a beef with him!

A big, juicy pork chop!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

My big, juicy pork chop did not come with any applesauce.

Fish tacos

[* Tardy Tardis]

My fish tacos were intercepted by a seagull mid-bite! It swooped in, snatched them up, and left me with nothing but an empty tortilla and a shattered sense of trust.

Shepherd's pie.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

My shepherd's pie was made with beef instead of lamb, making it a cottage pie.

Pumpkin spice latte

[* Tardy Tardis]

My pumpkin spice latte was tragically over-frothed, sending a tidal wave of foam across the table. Now everything smells like a pumpkin patch gone rogue.

Lobster bisque

[* Ivaylo]

What is a lobster? I do not know this Bisque person!

But my shepherd's pie was made from a real shepherd! Messy, messy!

A big, juicy apple!

[* Grumpy bear]

My big juicy apple contained a big juicy worm, which is possibly why the guy who sold it to me told me it was rich in proteine.

Canard à l'orange.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

Someone used Tang to make the orange sauce for my Canard à l'orange.

Crab Rangoon

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo does not know what Crab Rangoon is! Ivaylo never left Bulgaria, and doesn't know not what a crab is! The Crab Rangoon never gets made!

A big, juicy, garlic sausage!

[* Grumpy bear]

Hrmpf! Somebody stored the sausage too warm so it went off.

Artichoke dip

[* Tardy Tardis]

My big, juicy garlic sausage got left a bit too close to the TARDIS's central console—now it's somehow both overcooked and still raw. Also, everything smells like garlic for the next time jump. Delightful.

Clam chowder.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

Looks like two guests submitted at almost the same time, so I will go with Grumpy bear's Artichoke dip:

A man named Art choked on the dip.

Tiramisu

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Brave does not know what Tiramisu is! Ivaylo will leave it alone for someone else!

Borscht, with sour cream!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

Boris stole my Borscht!

Key lime pie