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EXCLAMATION - BY THE POWER OF SMEAGOL!
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EXCLAMATION - I CAN'T DRIVE 55!
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EXCLAMATION - I CAN'T DRIVE 55!
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EXCLAMATION - BY THE POWER OF SMEAGOL!
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VERB - PONDER
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EXCLAMATION - I CAN'T DRIVE 55!
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EXCLAMATION - BUT MY PANTS DON'T FIT ON MY HEAD!
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VERB - RUN
NOUN - GHOST
VERB - DRY
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VERB - DETER
EXCLAMATION - BY THE POWER OF SMEAGOL!
VERB - COUNTING
NOUN - PANTS
VERB - PONDER
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EXCLAMATION - I CAN'T DRIVE 55!
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EXCLAMATION - BUT MY PANTS DON'T FIT ON MY HEAD!
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ADVERB - POSITIVELY

And that's all of them.

Oh! OK. Let me think ... *thinks; taps foot*

Quest for Glory: The ~EVIL~ Years

While Ad Avis was still at the College of Necromancy, he RAN a tendency for GHOSTS, over-the-top, moustache-twirling ~EVIL~. For instance, he came up with plans to DRY the headmaster - which the latter didn't mind, because the plans were SLOPPILY crazy.

Ad Avis also mwa-ha-ha'd a lot, which no-one cared about because that sort of thing was DETER. But when he started saying "BY THE POWER OF SMEAGOL!", this was COUNTING.

The last PANTS came when plans were found in Ad Avis's rooms for killing other students. That was serious. If students PONDERED while on campus, their parents could QUOTE to the Wizards' Institute of Technocery. The College could even receive less funding! Horrors! I CAN'T DRIVE 55!

And so, Ad Avis was expelled, and ordered to save the little-known town of Spielburg. After making his way through the mountains, a sudden avalanche caught him by surprise, and he was forced to DUST the fast-falling snow and ice.

He made it to the valley, but alas - his black Necromancer's Robe was ripped to DUST, and his ~EVIL~ Skull Staff was SOAKED! "BUT MY PANTS DON'T FIT ON MY HEAD!!!!" He DANCED, causing nearby birds to fly away from their nests.

After spending some time with a needle and thread, Ad Avis tried to salvage his robe - but found he had only enough left for a loincloth. He also found an old, long and very sharp two-handed sword DUG in the snow, which he hefted and nearly DODGED under its weight.

Realising he had as much protection as he was going to get, Ad Avis WOKE to town, feeling that no-one would take him POSITIVELY while he was dressed like a Barbarian Hero. And a nearly-naked one, at that.

THE END

Well, that makes no sense at all! Who's next?

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sun Jan 09, 2022 3:42 pm Well, that makes no sense at all! Who's next?

Started strong and fell apart quick.

NBS is up, unless a newcomer (stares out into the forum) cares to join the madness.

In the meantime, NBS can go - if someone else starts answering elements they can be thrown into the mix.

Here we are:

KING’S QUEST: CEDRIC’S ADVENTURE
After King Graham rescued his family from the [ADJECTIVE] wizard Mordack, Cedric returned home to Crispin. But all was not well. “Cedric!” Crispin said [ADVERB]. “Someone has stolen my magic [NOUN]! They left behind this [NOUN]. Go to town to see if anyone recognizes it.”
Cedric went into town (fortunately they were all familiar with the talking owl) and began to question the townspeople. First, he spoke with [NAME] the [PROFESSION]. “Sorry, that doesn’t look [ADJECTIVE].” Next, he spoke with [NAME] the [PROFESSION]. “I’m afraid I haven’t [VERB] anything like it.” He finally had some luck with [NAME] the [PROFESSION]. “Why, yes. A [ADJECTIVE] man came through town with one just like it. I think he was headed to the [ADJECTIVE] Woods.”
Cedric went into the woods and came across a [ADJECTIVE], [ADJECTIVE] cave. “Ooh no,” he said [ADVERB]. “Ooh I'm not going in there!” He then returned home and hoped some wandering adventurer would solve the problem.
THE END

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