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notbobsmith wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 8:13 pm [ANIMAL] - QUOKKA
[COLOR] - FUCHSIA
[NOUN]
[VERB]
[NUMBER]
[COLOR]
[COLOR]
[EXCLAMATION!]

Oh, it's gonna be like that is it?

Er, like what? NBS's answers are legitimate. *shrug*

[ANIMAL] - QUOKKA
[COLOR] - FUCHSIA
[NOUN] - AGENDA
[VERB] - WANNA
[NUMBER]
[COLOR]
[COLOR]
[EXCLAMATION!]

[ANIMAL] - QUOKKA
[COLOR] - FUCHSIA
[NOUN] - AGENDA
[VERB] - WANNA
[NUMBER] - 299,792,458 (speed of light in a vacuum)
[COLOR] - TEAL
[COLOR]
[EXCLAMATION!]

[ANIMAL] - QUOKKA
[COLOR] - FUCHSIA
[NOUN] - AGENDA
[VERB] - WANNA
[NUMBER] - 299,792,458 (speed of light in a vacuum)
[COLOR] - TEAL
[COLOR] - SKY BLUE
[EXCLAMATION!] - WELL, PAWN MY PEACHES AND CALL MY GLADYS!


And that's all of them.

[ANIMAL] - QUOKKA
[COLOR] - FUCHSIA
[NOUN] - AGENDA
[VERB] - WANNA
[NUMBER] - 299,792,458 (speed of light in a vacuum)
[COLOR] - TEAL
[COLOR] - SKY BLUE
[EXCLAMATION!] - WELL, PAWN MY PEACHES AND CALL MY GLADYS!

SIERRA CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING... II: BATTLE FOR THE [QUOKKA] BELT!

As you enter the [FUCHSIA] square, you firmly gaze across the ring and see an [AGENDA] in the opposing corner.

You'd heard that their most devastating move was ["WANNA"]. Thankfully, you'd spent [299,792,458] days practicing for this fight.

As you dodge and weave, your coach puts your [TEAL] boxing gloves onto your fists and ties your [SKY BLUE] laces.

The ref steps into the ring, and shouts, "[WELL, PAWN MY PEACHES AND CALL MY GLADYS!]"

And with the ring of the bell, the boxing match of the century begins!

Love it. The whole thing makes no sense.

My turn, I think?

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Large Loaves

One day, our favourite leisure-suit loser walked down to the bakery to see the loaves of bread. The female baker said, "[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] What can I do for you today?"

He didn't even blink at Larry's golden medallion, nor his [COLOUR] shirt, his white suit or his outdated haircut.

Larry said, "[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION], my good woman! Please show me your buns."

The baker pointed to the [NOUN] on the [NOUN] and said, "Here they are."

Just then, a mother and her young daughter walked in. The little girl stuck her tongue out at Larry, but her mum said "[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME]! That's not very nice. Apologise to the man right now!"

[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] mumbled "Sorry," and then when no-one was looking, she tied Larry's shoe-laces together.

Larry took a step forward, stumbled, fell, and smacked his face on the glass counter. The woman [VERB]ED. "Oh my! Are you all right?"

[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] rolled her eyes. Larry got up, [VERB]ED himself off, and said, "Nothing that can't be [VERB]ED, babe!"

But the baker yelled, "You stupid man, you got your [PART OF THE FACE] all over the [TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT]! Get out before I call the police, you [RUDE EXCLAMATION]!"

Larry turned around with dignity, took a step forward, and face-planted into the ground. Tiny little angels and demons did a little dance around his head, and so he decided to VERB on the ground.

Before he drifted off, he could just about hear the baker say, "Don't mind him, ma'am, he's probably drunk. What can I [VERB] for you?"

THE END


[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] -
[COLOUR] -
[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION] -
[NOUN] -
[NOUN] -
[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[PART OF THE FACE] -
[TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT] -
[RUDE EXCLAMATION] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -

[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] - ZOUNDS, GOOD SIR!
[COLOUR] - ANTELOPE FIREMIST (believe it or not, this was a color used on GM cars in the '90s)
[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION] -
[NOUN] -
[NOUN] -
[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[PART OF THE FACE] -
[TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT] -
[RUDE EXCLAMATION] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -

Good gravy, you're right. And here's a car in antelope firemist:



According to the website, it's what they call a (deep breath time) "Light Antelope Firemist paint on a GM 1990 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Limo". *cough* I would call it a beige car, and to hell with it.

(Clearly I was never meant to work in sales or marketing. I can never take their BS seriously)

[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] - ZOUNDS, GOOD SIR!
[COLOUR] - ANTELOPE FIREMIST (believe it or not, this was a color used on GM cars in the '90s)
[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION] - I WILL PUT THE LETTER U IN THIS WORD!
[NOUN] -
[NOUN] -
[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[PART OF THE FACE] -
[TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT] -
[RUDE EXCLAMATION] - WTF DO YOU KEEP PRONOUNCING IT THAT WAY?
[VERB] -
[VERB] -

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Jan 29, 2022 11:39 pm Good gravy, you're right. And here's a car in antelope firemist:



According to the website, it's what they call a (deep breath time) "Light Antelope Firemist paint on a GM 1990 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Limo". *cough* I would call it a beige car, and to hell with it.

(Clearly I was never meant to work in sales or marketing. I can never take their BS seriously)

I remember this from a comedian I saw on TV. At first, I thought the color was made up by the comedian. He joked that the marketing guys came up with the name like this: "If an antelope caught fire on a misty day.... that might be a good color for the new models!"

[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] - ZOUNDS, GOOD SIR!
[COLOUR] - ANTELOPE FIREMIST (believe it or not, this was a color used on GM cars in the '90s)
[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION] - I WILL PUT THE LETTER U IN THIS WORD!
[NOUN] - SHOE
[NOUN] - JUNK
[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[PART OF THE FACE] -
[TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT] -
[RUDE EXCLAMATION] - WTF DO YOU KEEP PRONOUNCING IT THAT WAY?
[VERB] -
[VERB] -

[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] - ZOUNDS, GOOD SIR!
[COLOUR] - ANTELOPE FIREMIST (believe it or not, this was a color used on GM cars in the '90s)
[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION] - I WILL PUT THE LETTER U IN THIS WORD!
[NOUN] - SHOE
[NOUN] - JUNK
[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] - SALLY
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[PART OF THE FACE] - TIP OF THE NOSE
[TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT] -
[RUDE EXCLAMATION] - WTF DO YOU KEEP PRONOUNCING IT THAT WAY?
[VERB] -
[VERB] -

[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] - ZOUNDS, GOOD SIR!
[COLOUR] - ANTELOPE FIREMIST (believe it or not, this was a color used on GM cars in the '90s)
[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION] - I WILL PUT THE LETTER U IN THIS WORD!
[NOUN] - SHOE
[NOUN] - JUNK
[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] - SALLY
[VERB] - BREAK
[VERB] - BRAKE
[VERB] -
[PART OF THE FACE] - TIP OF THE NOSE
[TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT] -
[RUDE EXCLAMATION] - WTF DO YOU KEEP PRONOUNCING IT THAT WAY?
[VERB] -
[VERB] -

[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] - ZOUNDS, GOOD SIR!
[COLOUR] - ANTELOPE FIREMIST (believe it or not, this was a color used on GM cars in the '90s)
[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION] - I WILL PUT THE LETTER U IN THIS WORD!
[NOUN] - SHOE
[NOUN] - JUNK
[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] - SALLY
[VERB] - BREAK
[VERB] - BRAKE
[VERB] - TAKE
[PART OF THE FACE] - TIP OF THE NOSE
[TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT] -
[RUDE EXCLAMATION] - WTF DO YOU KEEP PRONOUNCING IT THAT WAY?
[VERB] - TOOK
[VERB] -

[POLITE EXCLAMATION!] - ZOUNDS, GOOD SIR!
[COLOUR] - ANTELOPE FIREMIST (believe it or not, this was a color used on GM cars in the '90s)
[ANOTHER POLITE EXCLAMATION] - I WILL PUT THE LETTER U IN THIS WORD!
[NOUN] - SHOE
[NOUN] - JUNK
[OLD-FASHIONED GIRL'S NAME] - SALLY
[VERB] - BREAK
[VERB] - BRAKE
[VERB] - TAKE
[PART OF THE FACE] - TIP OF THE NOSE
[TYPE OF PASTRY PRODUCT] - BEAR CLAW
[RUDE EXCLAMATION] - WTF DO YOU KEEP PRONOUNCING IT THAT WAY?
[VERB] - TOOK
[VERB] - PLOW

And that's all of them.

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Large Loaves

One day, our favourite leisure-suit loser walked down to the bakery to see the loaves of bread. The female baker said, "ZOUNDS, GOOD SIR! What can I do for you today?"

He didn't even blink at Larry's golden medallion, nor his ANTELOPE FIREMIST shirt, his white suit or his outdated haircut.

Larry said, "I WILL PUT THE LETTER U IN THIS WORD, my good woman! Please show me your buns."

The baker pointed to the SHOE on the JUNK and said, "Here they are."

Just then, a mother and her young daughter walked in. The little girl stuck her tongue out at Larry, but her mum said "SALLY! That's not very nice. Apologise to the man right now!"

SALLY mumbled "Sorry," and then when no-one was looking, she tied Larry's shoe-laces together.

Larry took a step forward, stumbled, fell, and smacked his face on the glass counter. The woman BROKE. "Oh my! Are you all right?"

SALLY rolled her eyes. Larry got up, BROKE himself off, and said, "Nothing that can't be TAKEN, babe!"

But the baker yelled, "You stupid man, you got the TIP OF YOUR NOSE all over the BEAR CLAWS! Get out before I call the police, you WTF DO YOU KEEP PRONOUNCING IT THAT WAY?!"

Larry turned around with dignity, took a step forward, and face-planted into the ground. Tiny little angels and demons did a little dance around his head, and so he decided to TAKE on the ground.

Before he drifted off, he could just about hear the baker say, "Don't mind him, ma'am, he's probably drunk. What can I PLOW for you?"

THE END