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Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:11 am
by notbobsmith
POLICE QUEST: OFF DUTY AT CAROL’S CAFFEINE CASTLE:
Sonny was waiting for his partner, Steve, to show up at Carol’s so they could enjoy some [ADJECTIVE] coffee. While waiting he read the newspaper. Apparently, President [NAME] had [VERB] a [NOUN] while visiting [NAME OF COUNTRY]. The Prime Minister said that they would [VERB] America in response. “Politicians!” Sonny thought [ADVERB].
Steve finally arrived and asked Sonny about his shift today. “It’s been [ADJECTIVE],” Sonny replied. “Remember [NAME] the [OCCUPATION]? I caught him [VERB] a [NOUN]. He was screaming ‘[EXCLAMATION]’ at the top of his lungs. I brought him in. The DA said he could face [NUMBER] years in prison.”
“Well, I think I can top that one,” Steve replied. “Some kids were hanging out in a park. One of them had a [NOUN]. He runs. I chase after him, but he trips and lands in a pile of [NOUN]!”
“That’s a good one. At least we haven’t had a day like [NAME]. He spent hours searching for a missing [ANIMAL]. He found it, but it ended up biting his [BODY PART].”
Steve checked his watch. “Well, I guess the break’s over.”
Just then the radio squawked, “83-32. Respond to corner of [NOUN] and [NUMBER]. A [NOUN] has [VERB] a [NOUN].”
To be continued…? (Maybe. I couldn’t think of a clever way to end this.)
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:12 am
by notbobsmith
ADJECTIVE
NAME
VERB
NOUN
NAME OF COUNTRY
VERB
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
NAME
OCCUPATION
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION
NUMBER
NOUN
NOUN
NAME
ANIMAL
BODY PART
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:37 pm
by Rath Darkblade
Just to be silly (because it's early morning here and I'm having my first coffee)....
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB
NOUN
NAME OF COUNTRY
VERB
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
NAME
OCCUPATION
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION
NUMBER
NOUN
NOUN
NAME
ANIMAL
BODY PART
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:54 pm
by Tawmis
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB
NOUN
NAME OF COUNTRY
VERB
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
NAME
OCCUPATION
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER
NOUN
NOUN
NAME
ANIMAL
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 3:42 pm
by Rath Darkblade
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB
NOUN
NAME OF COUNTRY
VERB
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
NAME
OCCUPATION
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME
ANIMAL
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:29 pm
by Tawmis
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB - POUNDING
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
NAME OF COUNTRY
VERB
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
NAME
OCCUPATION
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME
ANIMAL
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 10:21 pm
by Rath Darkblade
Tawmis wrote: ↑Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:29 pm
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
Me?
Gee whiz. The term "ding dong" just reminds me of a doorbell.
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB - POUNDING
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
NAME OF COUNTRY - BRAZIL
VERB - COUNT
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
NAME
OCCUPATION
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME
ANIMAL
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2022 10:47 pm
by Tawmis
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB - POUNDING
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
NAME OF COUNTRY - BRAZIL
VERB - COUNT
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
NAME - JOHNNY APPLESAUCE
OCCUPATION - GIGOLO
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME
ANIMAL
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:10 pm
by Rath Darkblade
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB - POUNDING
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
NAME OF COUNTRY - BRAZIL
VERB - COUNT
ADVERB - PENETRATINGLY (Larry, shush!)
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
NAME - JOHNNY APPLESAUCE
OCCUPATION - GIGOLO
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME
ANIMAL
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 9:17 pm
by Tawmis
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB - POUNDING
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
NAME OF COUNTRY - BRAZIL
VERB - COUNT
ADVERB - PENETRATINGLY (Larry, shush!)
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
NAME - JOHNNY APPLESAUCE
OCCUPATION - GIGOLO
VERB
NOUN
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME - CHEATER THE CHEETAH
ANIMAL - CHEETAH
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 3:50 pm
by Rath Darkblade
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB - POUNDING
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
NAME OF COUNTRY - BRAZIL
VERB - COUNT
ADVERB - PENETRATINGLY (Larry, shush!)
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
NAME - JOHNNY APPLESAUCE
OCCUPATION - GIGOLO
VERB - JUMP!
NOUN - DOUGHNUT (Mmm ... doughnut)
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME - CHEATER THE CHEETAH
ANIMAL - CHEETAH
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 6:34 pm
by Tawmis
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB - POUNDING
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
NAME OF COUNTRY - BRAZIL
VERB - COUNT
ADVERB - PENETRATINGLY (Larry, shush!)
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
NAME - JOHNNY APPLESAUCE
OCCUPATION - GIGOLO
VERB - JUMP!
NOUN - DOUGHNUT (Mmm ... doughnut)
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER - 667
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME - CHEATER THE CHEETAH
ANIMAL - CHEETAH
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN - PUSSY CAT
NUMBER
NOUN
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 1:09 am
by Rath Darkblade
ADJECTIVE - GODDAMN
NAME - DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN
VERB - POUNDING
NOUN - DING DONG (Like the candy, you perverted freak!)
NAME OF COUNTRY - BRAZIL
VERB - COUNT
ADVERB - PENETRATINGLY (Larry, shush!)
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
NAME - JOHNNY APPLESAUCE
OCCUPATION - GIGOLO
VERB - JUMP!
NOUN - DOUGHNUT (Mmm ... doughnut)
EXCLAMTION - THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!
NUMBER - 667
NOUN - GUN
NOUN - POO
NAME - CHEATER THE CHEETAH
ANIMAL - CHEETAH
BODY PART - BUTTOCKS
NOUN - PUSSY CAT
NUMBER - TWO
NOUN - PUPPY DAWG 
VERB
NOUN
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 1:07 pm
by Tawmis
Re: Sierra Madlibs!
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 10:36 pm
by notbobsmith
POLICE QUEST: OFF DUTY AT CAROL’S CAFFEINE CASTLE:
Sonny was waiting for his partner, Steve, to show up at Carol’s so they could enjoy some GODDAMN coffee. While waiting he read the newspaper. Apparently, President DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN had POUNDED a DING DONG while visiting BRAZIL. The Prime Minister said that they would COUNT America in response. “Politicians!” Sonny thought PENETRATINGLY.
Steve finally arrived and asked Sonny about his shift today. “It’s been TRAGIC,” Sonny replied. “Remember JOHNNY APPLESAUCE the GIGOLO? I caught him JUMPING a DOUGHNUT. He was screaming ‘THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!’ at the top of his lungs. I brought him in. The DA said he could face 667 years in prison.”
“Well, I think I can top that one,” Steve replied. “Some kids were hanging out in a park. One of them had a GUN. He runs. I chase after him, but he trips and lands in a pile of POO!”
“That’s a good one. At least we haven’t had a day like CHEATER THE CHEETAH. He spent hours searching for a missing CHEETAH. He found it, but it ended up biting his BUTTOCKS.”
Steve checked his watch. “Well, I guess the break’s over.”
Just then the radio squawked, “83-32. Respond to corner of PUSSY CAT and 2ND. A PUPPY DAWG has THRUST a PEACH PIE.”
To be continued…? (Maybe. I couldn’t think of a clever way to end this.)
I changed the tenses of verbs to fit and made TWO an ordinal number. Not bad. I was thinking of making a sequel continuing off that last sentence. But no. I'm not touching that one.