[Masquerade Locked] Now you've gone an upset the cook...
-
*Pocahontas
- Masquerade
- Posts: 56
- Joined: Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:27 am
- Location: Jamestown, VA
- Gender: Female
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
My turducken was ruined by a stampede of kamikaze snowflakes!
-
*The Butler
- Masquerade
- Posts: 741
- Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:45 pm
- Location: The MASQ Ball
- Gender: Not Specified
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
And what is your next food suggestion?*Pocahontas wrote:My turducken was ruined by a stampede of kamikaze snowflakes!
Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?
-
*Pocahontas
- Masquerade
- Posts: 56
- Joined: Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:27 am
- Location: Jamestown, VA
- Gender: Female
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
Oops haha,
Bananas!
Bananas!
-
*Squirrel of Midgard
- Masquerade
- Posts: 119
- Joined: Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:22 am
- Gender: Not Specified
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
My bananas spent too much time in the sun and went mushy and soft. 
Toast and margarine
Toast and margarine
"Ha haa! I have found you, human! Know that your doomy doom of dooms is at hand!"
-
*Malcolm the Jester
- Masquerade
- Posts: 108
- Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:10 pm
- Location: Kyrandia
- Gender: Male
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
My toast and margarine was ruined by ants who came in from the heat.
Caesar Salad
Caesar Salad
"I used to enjoy pushing people into the moat...still do!"
-
*The Butler
- Masquerade
- Posts: 741
- Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:45 pm
- Location: The MASQ Ball
- Gender: Not Specified
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
My Caesar Salad was replaced by a burger at Jack in the Box.
M&Ms.
M&Ms.
Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?
-
*Squirrel of Midgard
- Masquerade
- Posts: 119
- Joined: Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:22 am
- Gender: Not Specified
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
My M&Ms spent too much time in front of the heater and melted into sticky, gooey mess.
Chicken soup and noodles (yum!)
Chicken soup and noodles (yum!
)"Ha haa! I have found you, human! Know that your doomy doom of dooms is at hand!"
-
*Malcolm the Jester
- Masquerade
- Posts: 108
- Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:10 pm
- Location: Kyrandia
- Gender: Male
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
My chicken noodle soup was ruined by too much chicken salt at Oporto.
Borscht
Borscht
"I used to enjoy pushing people into the moat...still do!"
-
*Pocahontas
- Masquerade
- Posts: 56
- Joined: Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:27 am
- Location: Jamestown, VA
- Gender: Female
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
My Borscht was ruined because it slipped through the cracks and potholes in the roads because they're everywhere. At least in the winter time, they're filled with snow. 
-
*The Butler
- Masquerade
- Posts: 741
- Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2017 10:45 pm
- Location: The MASQ Ball
- Gender: Not Specified
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
And the next food item is...?*Pocahontas wrote:My Borscht was ruined because it slipped through the cracks and potholes in the roads because they're everywhere. At least in the winter time, they're filled with snow.
Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?
-
*Pocahontas
- Masquerade
- Posts: 56
- Joined: Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:27 am
- Location: Jamestown, VA
- Gender: Female
Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...
Omg! I thought I wrote one!
Shoo Fly Pie!
Shoo Fly Pie!