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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:00 pm
by *The Butler
... crumbled into fine powder. I wasn't sure if that's what it's supposed to do since I've never had it before. So much for being adventurous!
Ham Sammich...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 7:58 pm
by *Col_Mustard
The dog grabbed my ham sammich. Lick lick, yum yum, and it's all gone.
Lembas bread
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:37 pm
by *The Butler
... ruining when these Hobbits came and snatched it from my table! "Nasty little hobbits, I say!"
Lasagna.
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 5:51 pm
by *Col_Mustard
Garfield came along and scarfed up my lasagna.
Dog food
(Don't be shocked - some people actually eat dog food. Yuck!)
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2018 6:57 pm
by *The Butler
Dog food was ruined by the ants - forgot to seal it!
Pizza Rolls...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:30 am
by *Whoopee Cushion
I fed the pizza roles to the dogs because they were stuffed with too much cheese for my liking.
Profiteroles...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:51 pm
by *Col_Mustard
My Profiteroles were ruined because I have no idea what they were, so I sat around and tried to guess what they were until they went green and moldy and had to be thrown out.
Cheez-Whiz...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:30 pm
by *The Butler
... was ruined because there was no air pressure. "Gee whiz," I said with sadness.
My cucumber...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:36 am
by *Col_Mustard
...was munched by my cat. Lick lick, chomp chomp, and it's all gone.
My barbecue-flavoured chips...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:23 pm
by *The Butler
... were dipped in actually BBQ sauce, so they're soggy.
My Snicker's bar...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:03 am
by *Col_Mustard
...is a fake. There is no apostrophe in Snickers.
My generic caramel-and-chocolate-and-peanuts bar...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:35 pm
by *Whoopee Cushion
...melted and got gooey inside a hot car, so I threw it out.
Salmon Chowder...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:12 pm
by *Russian Bot
My salmon chowder was ruined by someone who insisted that I should be eating clam chowder instead.
Corn dog
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:19 am
by *The Butler
My corn dog was ruined because it was made out of a real dog.
Mustard.
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:22 am
by *Col_Mustard
My jar of Dijon mustard was ruined when someone mixed it with Heinz ketchup, even when I said that I prefer mustard by itself, so I had to throw it all away.
Mayonnaise.
(And that reminds me - I have to buy some more mayonnaise! I'll put it on the shopping list for tomorrow. Thanks, The Butler!)
