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Reverend Green decided to give up ice cream for lent, and poured himself a large brandy instead.

Mrs. Peacock was visited her brother from England, a retired army Captain.

Miss Scarlett readjusted her scarlet dress and started trying to flirt with Mrs. Peacock's brother.

Prof. Plum, jealous of losing Miss Scarlett's attention, retired to his lab to try to make an aphrodisiac.

Col. Mustard decided he preferred ketchup and contemplated a name change.

Reverend Green got drunk on too much brandy and started flirting with Miss Scarlett. Unfortunately, he did not know how to flirt, so most of his pickup lines came from his confused reminiscences of secretly playing "Leisure Suit Larry" in seminary school.

Miss Scarlett took great offence at the Reverend's drunken come-ons and threw her drink in his face.

Mrs White, jealous that she hadn't had any attention lately, decided to go to the ladies' room and powder her nose. Once she was there, she re-adjusted her lippy and mascara, and then - yes, you guessed it - powdered her nose.