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* Khelgar Ironfist wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:56 am The Star Wars poster is faded and slightly torn. Princess Leia recoils from Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker raises his light sabre in a threatening gesture.

Supposed to describe what it's used as a inventory item.

* Khelgar Ironfist wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:56 am The Star Wars poster is faded and slightly torn. Princess Leia recoils from Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker raises his light sabre in a threatening gesture.
A statement from my bank.

The statement from your bank is used to fold into a paper airplane and thrown from the second floor where a secret agent below - expecting such a thing - picks it up and reads the statement - deciphering the secret code!

Bamboo Plant.

*The Butler wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 3:45 am

* Khelgar Ironfist wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:56 am The Star Wars poster is faded and slightly torn. Princess Leia recoils from Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker raises his light sabre in a threatening gesture.

Supposed to describe what it's used as a inventory item.

Okay, but we haven't been doing this before.

You harvest some bamboo from the plant to fashion a blow gun.

Hamster calendar

Yes, Interrobang is right. I thought we were supposed to just describe the item. All right ...

The hamster calendar can be used to work out your hamster's birthday, so you can bake it a cake made from bamboo. The hamster blows out the candle, eats the cake ... and transforms into David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff

* Khelgar Ironfist wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:57 am David Hasselhoff

You see David Hasselhoff?
Is he in your room? Do you have posters of him?
Oh how the mind wanders...
Because remember, these are things you can visibly see...
(Although I suppose he could have been on TV when you posted this)...?

David Hasselhoff is used for summoning an intelligent car. Once the car arrives you jump in and leave David wondering what's going on as cool music plays!

Scanner.

* Interrobang wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:35 pm

*The Butler wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 3:45 am Supposed to describe what it's used as a inventory item.

Okay, but we haven't been doing this before.

Wait, you're right! I've been doing my own game wrong!

Not too late to go back to the way it was before!

The scanner is rectangular, long, and gray. Nothing much to see here. Let's move along.

Butler's costume

It's black and white, nicely pressed.

Down Right Awesome sticker.

The sticker is frayed at the edges, as if it was peeled some time ago.

Bottle of Dry Mouth Spray.

The bottle of dry mouth spray has gone dry.

Transformers-themed playing cards

The Transformers-themed playing cards remind me of a time when I was a kid, back in primary school, when I had both Transformers toys and a Transformers-themed album to stick the playing cards into, and how after school the other kids and I swapped cards. Alas, all that neat-o stuff was lost when I moved. Sometimes I wonder what happened to it.

Wastepaper basket

The Wastepaper basket has a Star Wars logo on it and is full of crumpled manuscripts.

A D&D Figure.

The D&D figure is that of a dragon, which spreads its wings and roars menacingly. The dragon is painted bright green, except for its fangs and tongue, painted white and red respectively. The dragon's clawed right foot reaches out to grasp the hapless adventurers, while its left foot rests on a gray-painted boulder.

Box of tissues

There are only two tissues left in the box, meaning you have to reach in to get to them instead of them sprouting out of the top like they're supposed to. Don't you hate that?

LED bulb

The LED bulb is off, casting darkness all about. Something glimmers in the corner...

A Silver Dollar.