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Still in the lounge. Things have gotten quiet. Too quiet.

I am in the library where things are always quiet. Too quiet.

I join Interrobang in the Lounge, politely hand him a selection of newspapers, and ask which one is his/her favourite.

Khelgar Ironfist has joined me in the lounge and offered a selection of newspapers. I choose Weekly World News.

I go to the study to... study everyone's responses...

I confront Khelgar in the lounge, asking what the hell that axe chasing business was about!

I apologise to Roland, explain that I thought he was a monster because the painting kept following The Butler around, and offer him a beverage of his choice to make up for scaring him.

I follow Khelgar to the kitchen, where we help ourselves to gin and tonics.

I sigh in the study knowing they're going to get drunk and make a mess...

And I am a Butler... and I will have to clean it up.

I am in the secret passageway off the Conservatory, drunkenly stumbling in the dark.

I'm in the library, sipping my large G&T and reading a leather-bound copy of "Shakespeare's Greatest Hits". Unlike Roland, I am aware of my limits and stick to just one G&T.

I'm exiting the lavatory, feeling better and en route back to the study to enjoy coffee and brandy.

Hold on ... I don't think there's a lavatory in the game!

Having finished my G&T, I go off to the kitchen again to get an After Eights mint.

I'm practicing my shots in the billiard room, hoping to escape the craziness.

I head over to the billiard room and challenge Interrobang to a game.