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Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:00 am WIGHTS

Women in Gorgeous Half Tops Sunbathing.

We could explain it to you; or you could just google it and click "Images."

GOOGLE

Great Omnipotent Omnipresence Galvanizing Literally Everybody

I think it pretty much describes Google

FACEBOOK

Fudge And Cranberries Even Better, Opines Outrageous Kook

A typical headline from any of the daily tabloids.

CHEVROLET

Chronic Headaches? Eat Vegetables, Raw Oysters, Lemons Every Tuesday

Questionable medical advice

LEMON

Lima Ends Mondays, Orders Nachos

The capital of Peru has abolished Mondays and extended the weekend so they can eat Mexican food. Strange but true.

APPLE

Amassed Punctual People Love Everything.

Those annoying people who are always on time to those early morning meetings and still have the super cheery voices - that's when you say, "You know what I hate in the morning? APPLE."

LIME

Lemons Immediately Make Everything!

That's right, lemons are coming to life and making everything for you! Wouldn't it be nice? *looks in the fruit bowl and throws the lemons away*

ORANGE

Occasionally Required Advanced Newtonian Game Engine: A physics engine that is only sometimes needed.

TOMATO (still technically a fruit)

This October, Men And Toddlers Occupy! Come and see the occupation of Wall Street by men and their baby boys and girls! They will FIGHT THE POWER ...... right after the guys change all the nappies. (Ugh. Still, that will be less stinky than the fetid stench of corruption!)

BANANA

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Aug 28, 2021 6:37 am This October, Men And Toddlers Occupy! Come and see the occupation of Wall Street by men and their baby boys and girls! They will FIGHT THE POWER ...... right after the guys change all the nappies. (Ugh. Still, that will be less stinky than the fetid stench of corruption!)

BANANA

Boring Ass Neanderthals Always Needing Assistance.

We've all dealt with those B.A.N.A.N.A.s - they're people who have no life, they're very boring, but always ask for YOUR help to help them with their boring life.

SONIC

Yes, Tawm. One of my coworkers is a BANANA. When I was in the office, he used to sit next to me and ask me questions all day long about anything - what do I think about politics, about religion, about this and that and the other.

Now that I work from home ... he calls me up 5 times a day, or sends me skype messages 3-4 times a day. I told him several times to stop it but he never does. Sigh. Oh well.

SONIC - Shockingly Oily New-age Instant Coffee. ................. something to stay away from!
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We've had sonic, so how about ... BOOM?

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 4:07 am We've had sonic, so how about ... BOOM?

When you're waiting in the doctor's office and say there's nothing to do, and your friend/significant other/parent, says "BOOM!" and gestures to that pile of Boring Old Office Magazines.

DOC

Doctored Old Certificates, of course!

Something for bosses to watch out for at work. Sometimes, a worker comes back from sick leave and hands over a doctor's certificate that's obviously been forged or written in crayon and suchlike. It's amazing what people will try to do to get a day off, when all they have to do is bloody well ask.

And DOC goes very well with ... WHAT'S UP? (Thank you, Bugs Bunny. Obviously, please feel free to ignore the apostrophe and space)

Women's Hats As Tops So Underwear Pops.

These are women's hats - that stretch from their head, like wearing a condom on the head, and barely cover their breasts, often exposing their bras.

So guys point and say, "What's up?"

LARRY

Lawyers Always Relate to Relatives, Y'follow?

When you need a lawyer, the first thing they'll ask is: "Got any family?" because if you can't pay your lawyer bills, they can go after your relatives.

LAWYER