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Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2022 9:34 pm
by * Samhain
My Spaghetti Carbonara used American "Parmesan" cheese and not Parmigiano-Reggiano from Italy.
Chocolate chip cookies
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:02 am
by * Colonel Bechamel
My chocolate chips were all melted.
Caramel chocolate bar.
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:40 pm
by * Samhain
My caramel chocolate bar melted into a ooey, gooey mess.
Candy apple
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:00 am
by * Colonel Bechamel
The carnival operator ruined my candy apple by dipping a radish in sugar candy coating.
Crunchy, delicious peanuts
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:30 pm
by * Samhain
The crunchy, delicious peanuts were contaminated with a fungus that produced aflatoxin.
Craft beer
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 5:08 am
by * Colonel Bechamel
When I opened my Craft Beer, I found someone substituted it with cheap, mass-manufactured Kraft cheese. And to make things worse, it was also moldy.
Creamy, spicy chicken Korma
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 9:03 pm
by * Samhain
My chicken korma had bad karma
Clam roll
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:41 am
by * Colonel Bechamel
My clam roll rolled down the hill and gathered moss.
Ham roll
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 7:14 pm
by * Samhain
There was something about my ham roll that just wasn't kosher.
Molasses
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:31 pm
by * Colonel Bechamel
My molasses were far too sticky. I ended having a peanut butter sandwich instead.
Peanut butter sandwich
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 4:28 pm
by * Red Herring
Because they made it peanut nutter instead!
Salad
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 9:16 pm
by * Samhain
My salad had no dressing.
Fried calamari
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:15 am
by * Colonel Bechamel
My fried calamari fell on the floor and was gobbled by the cat.
Juicy, delicious grilled chicken
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 8:52 pm
by * Samhain
My juicy, delicious grilled chicken was recalled because of salmonella.
Iced coffee
Re: [2022] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 5:25 pm
by * Colonel Bechamel
My iced coffee was nuked in the microwave because the clerk was an idiot.
Juicy, delicious grilled pork