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I see. Is he related to Guybrush Threepwood, by any strange coincidence?

Quest for Glory 3. The Simabni (tribesmen of the Savannah) are very fond of war dances. Rakeesh mentions this to the hero, who decides to try a square dance. He calls out:

Start this game and dosi-do -
This game's in DOS, so away we go!

The Simbani are happily dancing, even though they don't understand what square-dancing or DOS is. The hero senses their confusion and decides to up the ante.

Swing your partner, hit him in the face
Run with scissors all over the place
Fight the Leopardmen, blow out their brains
Have a war and die insane...

At this point, everyone is giving the hero a "WTF?" look. He says lamely "Ummm... dosi-do?" and dies of embarrassment.

In Manhunter, the Manhunter decides to "quiet quit". He ends up being fired... as in he is set on fire.

Is that common in Manhunter?

Quest for Glory 3.
The hero is fighting a monster, but loses, and runs away ... only to run out of puff, and the monster eats him.

Game over, with the error message, "Time to go on a diet, hero! Can't save the world when you're out of breath."

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2023 5:28 pm Is that common in Manhunter?

The Orbs, whom you work for, don't mess around.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2023 5:28 pm Quest for Glory 3.
The hero is fighting a monster, but loses, and runs away ... only to run out of puff, and the monster eats him.
Game over, with the error message, "Time to go on a diet, hero! Can't save the world when you're out of breath."

Or...

After locating the dagger in the hole in King's Quest 1, Graham returns to the King, to let him know he's still searching for the three items he's been sent to find... When he trips on the red carpet in front of the king, dagger flying out from his hand, striking the king and bringing an early (barely!) end to the King's life... Graham is captured by the guards and given the opportunity to befriend the alligators in the moat.

It doesn't go well.

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2023 9:31 pm

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2023 5:28 pm Quest for Glory 3.
The hero is fighting a monster, but loses, and runs away ... only to run out of puff, and the monster eats him.
Game over, with the error message, "Time to go on a diet, hero! Can't save the world when you're out of breath."

Or...


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Why does this remind me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail? "Brave Sir Robin ran away..."

Quest for Glory 3.
The hero casts "flame dart" (a kind of miniature fireball) while in the rainforest. It starts a forest fire. Run away! RUN AWAY!!! Too late - the hero is toast.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Sun Jan 22, 2023 4:26 pm Why does this remind me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail? "Brave Sir Robin ran away..."

Because that's exactly what I was referencing!

Codename: Ice-Man

While on the sub, Westlake takes some time to practice his bass guitar. A Russian sub picks up the noise and blows them out of the water.

Quest for Glory 3.
The hero goes to the market to buy some essentials. Before he pays, he pulls out a rag to shine his coins, so they'll sparkle.

He is immediately arrested for money laundering.

I see what you did there.

Quest for Glory 4. The hero decides to get a healthy mud bath ... so he jumps into the swamp. (No comment).

In Space Quest III, just after the opening scene, Roger doesn't jump out of his ship; and instead stays in the doorway; and is crushed when the door auto closes again.

Thank you for playing. As usual, you've been a real pantload.
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Quest for Glory 4. It's time to perform the rituals and awaken the Dark One ... but instead of the normal "Yah, Avoozl", the hero decides to be a 'smart-donkey', and starts with "Bah, Avoozl!"

The Dark One is offended and eats our hero. Serves him right, too - on a bed of basmati rice and with a nice glass of chianti.

PQ1: Sonny spends most of his shift at Wino Willy's playing darts and is fired.