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Spielburg. It's less deadly, at least behind the city walls.

And whaddaya mean, Yorick is sarcastic 24/7? He might be a semi-villain, but the worst he would do is pun at you.

Would you rather be pursued by the Kissy-Face Monster (SQ2) or the Animatronic Spider (SQ1)?

Animatronic spider. At least you won't die by chest-burster.

Would you rather climb a beanstalk to a land in the clouds (KQ1) or visit the Land of the Dead (KQ6)?

notbobsmith wrote: ↑Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:50 pm Animatronic spider. At least you won't die by chest-burster.

Would you rather climb a beanstalk to a land in the clouds (KQ1) or visit the Land of the Dead (KQ6)?

Urmph. Feel like the Bean Stalk Climb in the clouds would be awesome to be in the clouds...

But the climb is so deadly...

And at some point the heights would get to me.

So I am visiting the land of the dead.

Would you rather make your way between deadly vines of a weird plant monster (SQ2) or make your way through the maze (KQ5)?

The KQ5 maze. That weird plant monster thing gave me nightmares. Imagine being picked up by vines and digested by acid. Every time that happened, I felt like Frodo must've felt when the Watcher in the Water picked him up. Or when the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal picked up ........ those people he ate. *shudder*

Would you rather be at risk of being sliced in half by a swinging pendulum (GK3) or being at risk of having your heart ripped out by mummies (GK1)?

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Feb 22, 2023 4:18 am Would you rather be at risk of being sliced in half by a swinging pendulum (GK3) or being at risk of having your heart ripped out by mummies (GK1)?

I'd definitely taking the pendulum. Feels like a much quicker death.

Would you rather date Grace (from ay GK game) or Rosella (from KQ4 forward)?

Grace any day. It feels like she's smarter.

Would you rather owns Gabriel's leather jacket (GK1) or Indiana Jones's leather jacket (any of the Indiana Jones games/films/etc.)?

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Wed Feb 22, 2023 4:14 pm Grace any day. It feels like she's smarter.

Would you rather owns Gabriel's leather jacket (GK1) or Indiana Jones's leather jacket (any of the Indiana Jones games/films/etc.)?

Oh, well Gabe's jacket.

Since Indie's jacket isn't Sierra and this is Sierra edition. To prevent it from skating into other games.

Would you rather be stuck playing Leisure Suit Larry V every day for 3 years (restoring each time you beat it) or try to get a perfect score in Codename: Iceman?

Uh, well, they are both disagreeable chores ... But I suppose I would try to get a perfect score in Codename: Iceman. I've already played LSL5.

Would you rather have small crabs crawl into your leisure suit (LSL3) or fight a goblin (QfG1)?

Gotta go with the goblin.

Would you rather be placed in suspended animation for centuries (SQ2/3) or witness a post-apocalyptic future (SQ4)?

I'll go with the suspended animation. At least I won't feel anything. The post-apocalyptic future thing gives me the creeps, especially after I watched "The Terminator" last night.

Would you rather drink in an unsavoury bar (LSL1) or drink in an unsavoury tavern (QfG1)?

(There aren't many real-life bars that serve Troll's Sweat or Dragon's Breath)

Does anyone want to continue this?

The bar in LSL1. As bad as the hygiene might be, it's probably nothing compared to medieval hygiene.

Would you rather be invaded by aliens (Manhunter) or be under attack by a three-headed dragon (KQ3)?

Three headed dragon. Floating eye balls would be entirely too unnerving for me.

I can't even wear contact lenses.

Would you rather be chased by a goon in the Horned King's castle (Black Cauldron) or would you rather be chased by a Cheetar and have no weapons or magic (QfG1)?

Um, what are the games? IIRC, a Cheetaur happens in QfG1. Those things are big. Having no weapons or magic means you'll be in big trouble.

But I've no idea what the Horned King's castle is, or how serious it is to be chased by a goon there.

So ... being chased by a goon?

Being dumped by Eve (start of LSL2) or being dumped by Shannara (start of LSL7)?

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 5:14 am Being dumped by Eve (start of LSL2) or being dumped by Shannara (start of LSL7)?

Definitely Eve. Because of the events that happen with Shannara... I'd rather not land on a cactus on my crotch and mouth.

I'd much rather, as kinky as it sounds, be peed on by a dog.

Would you rather live in Speilburg (sp? QFG1) or Shapier (QFG2)?