[2024] Why these look like they could be ... murder weapons!

[* Tardy Tardis]

I take the candlestick, but not for light this time! Instead, I craft it into an intricate sundial that only works at night. Perfect for when you’re stuck in a time loop and need to check how many loops it’s been!

[* Grumpy bear]

Tie the rope to the candlestick to make an awesome weapon!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

Wrapping some copper wire around the wrench and connecting it to a battery, I make an electromagnet.

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo uses the rope to tie the deceitful Byzantine emperor to a tree and use him for target practice! What a fun game that is!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I melt the lead pipe down and make a length of chain. I attach it to my dog's collar. Now I have a lead lead.

[* Grumpy bear]

With the candlestick and knife you could make a Candlestick Maker and Butcher costume, but the Baker would be left out.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

With the wrench, you could make a Mario costume.

[* Tardy Tardis]

I take the revolver, but instead of using it traditionally, I modify it to shoot small vials of anti-gravity mist. Ideal for a quick getaway—upward. Who needs stairs when you can float to the next floor?

[* Ivaylo]

I use the candlestick to light a light in the darkness! Now I can see the deceitful Byzantine Emperor, and use my spear to spike him! What a jolly game this is!

[* Grumpy bear]

With the rope you could make either a mountaineering costume or a cowboy costume.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

Leisure Suit Larry told me some things you can do with a rope. I really should stop talking to him.

[* Ivaylo]

I hear about Leisure Suit Larry! Maybe he can help me get back to my own time! So, I use the rope to tie up Single Malt Scotch! Maybe now this Larry will help me!

But apparently not, for Leisure Suit Larry is a treacherous fellow! So, I use the knife to cut the rope!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

It's not a saber, but a knife could be used to pop the cork off of a bottle of champagne.

[* Irda]

I use the candle stick to light the way through the dark.

[* Tardy Tardis]

I pick up the lead pipe, but instead of wielding it as a weapon, I turn it into a telescope. Just need a few lenses and—bam! Now I can see through the fabric of time itself. Handy for spotting future pitfalls... or for catching sight of that Byzantine Emperor sneaking up on Ivaylo!