[2024] Well now you've upset the cook.

[* Grumpy bear]

I had to use my key lime pie to blind a yeti.

Toad-in-the-hole.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

My toad-in-the-hole had an actual toad... wait, déjà vu!

Candy apple

[* Tardy Tardis]

My candy apple rolled right under the console and got fused with a spare part during a repair. Now it's an apple with gears, springs, and a suspiciously sugary coating… probably still edible, though!

Chicken Kiev

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo does not like the sourness of the limes, and cannot understand why the pie is a key for anything!

A big, juicy ham!

[* Grumpy bear]

My ham was hammy and chewed through the scenery.

Boysenberry pie

[* Single Malt Scotch]

My boysenberry pie had a soggy bottom, disappointing both myself and Mary Berry.

General Gao's chicken

[* Ivaylo]

Hah! I do not know who General Gao is, but Ivaylo is all the General I need!

Some rich, spicy salami!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

My rich, spicy salami was full of baloney.

Peach Melba

[* Irda]

Mine lacks peach, deceptive!

Chicken Tikka Masala

[* Tardy Tardis]

My Chicken Tikka Masala had a temporal anomaly—each bite tasted from a different century! One spoonful was medieval bland, the next was way too futuristic. Culinary time travel is not recommended.

Yorkshire pudding

[* Single Malt Scotch]

My Yorkshire pudding was the British definition of a pudding. I was hoping for something with the American definition.

Pineapple upside down cake

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Manly Eater slams on the table with the hilt of his sword! What is the meaning of this? This sweetmeat is upside down! Ivaylo will not stand for this! With one swing of his sword, Ivaylo the Courageous slices through the cake and strides away angrily!

A big, juicy, fatty piece of bacon!

[* Grumpy bear]

The bacon looked so tempting but Treat Heart Pig got there first. Ha-rumpf!

Lasagna

[* Single Malt Scotch]

Garfield ate my lasagna.

Tuna salad sandwich

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo the Champion Pig Raiser slams on the table with the hilt of his sword again! Never, never, never will he eat fish when there is pig meat to be eaten! Harumph!

A nice, juicy piece of pork belly!