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QUEST FOR LEGO: RETURN OF THE SEWAGE

One day, our hero BOB THE BUILDER was on a quest for a magic sword. But it was at the bottom of a river! So the beautiful fairy JEAN-LUC PICARD gave him a breathe-under-the-water TOMATO.

CLEVERLY, after he got out of the water, he was soaking wet! But JEAN-LUC PICARD gave him a TOMATO to dry off with.

"WHY DO I HAVE TO FILL OUT THE NAME TWICE, O beautous one?" BOB THE BUILDER JERKed before walking off.

He didn't get five steps before JIM, a down-on-his-luck hedgehog, asked him to find a magic LEMON. Our hero picked one up off the ground and said, "Here's your magic LEMON! Everything is magical if you know how to look at it!" and continued on his way.

The hedgehog waved the stick around, and behold! Stars and sparkles SHIRKed in the air! "WELL SHAVE MY BUTT AND CALL ME A HOBBIT!" said the hedgehog. "I must be a very lucky hedgehog indeed!" And he went home for SEA MEN'S STEAMING SASSAFRAS TEA and THIS TASTES LIKE AN ICED TEA WITH TEA THAT WAS FROZEN IN ICE THEN BROKEN APART!"

THE END

Well. That makes no sense at all.

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:45 pm Well. That makes no sense at all.

Sometimes they don't.

Most times they don't.

I think it's my turn. I'll post something shortly.

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NUMBER - 42
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BRAND NAME - WILCO'S WILD WASH
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This isn't a valid Roman numeral.

Whoops! I missed an "I". Sorry, NBS.

NUMBER - 42
NUMBER - 3.14159265359... (ad infinitum)
BRAND NAME - WILCO'S WILD WASH
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NUMBER - 42
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BRAND NAME - WILCO'S WILD WASH
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NOUN - TOILET
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BRAND NAME - WILCO'S WILD WASH
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ADJECTIVE - ANGRY
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NAME - JOHN THE SILLY DUKE
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(John the Silly Duke is a real and well-known person -- John Churchill, first duke of Marlbourough (1650-1722). He was an outstanding soldier and a brilliant diplomat. The French considered him rather dashing, and nicknamed him "The Handsome Englishman". By contrast, the English called him "The Silly Duke", because of his habit of crying out "Oh, silly! Silly!" whenever he heard some bad news. (From "Fat, Bald and Worthless: The Curious Stories Behind Noble Nicknames", by Revd Robert Easton, 2006).

John Churchill, by the way, is the great-great-and-a-few-more-greats-grandfather of Winston Churchill).

NUMBER - 42
NUMBER - 3.14159265359... (ad infinitum)
BRAND NAME - WILCO'S WILD WASH
ROMAN NUMERAL - XLIX
ADJECTIVE - ANGRY
NOUN - TOILET
ADJECTIVE - ANNOYED
NAME - JOHN THE SILLY DUKE
ADJECTIVE - DRUNK
ADJECTIVE - BLURRY
NOUN - SPOON
NOUN - PLUNGER
NUMBER - 77
OCCUPATION - PLUMBER

And that will wrap it up!

SPACE QUEST: DEEPSHIP 86

“Captain’s Log, Stardate 42.3.14159265359... (ad infinitum). We just completed our survey mission on WILCO'S WILD WASH XLIX. We were sent to investigate some ANGRY TOILETS found in some ancient ruins. We believe they were used in some sort of ANNOYED ritual. However, during the course of the mission, Janitor Roger Wilco, Lt. Cmdr. Circuit Sidney, and Ensign JOHN THE SILLY DUKE fell into a secret room of the ruin. The room was DRUNK and covered in BLURRY drawings. The drawings appeared to depict a SPOON we believe the civilization once worshiped as a god. Unfortunately, Janitor Wilco tripped on a PLUNGER and damaged a support column, resulting in the total destruction of the ruin. There were no significant injuries, although Lt. Cmdr. Circuit Sidney was damaged and may require 77 days to repair. I am recommending Janitor Wilco be demoted and reassigned as a PLUMBER. Kielbasa, out.”

At least it makes some sense. I'm also pleased that Kielbasa appreciates pi(e).

A spoon being worshipped as a god ... makes as much sense as some gods I've read about.

And 'ANGRY TOILETS'? That's an interesting mental picture. Now I need a mental eraser.

I think it's your turn to create one, Tawm.