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notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 11:43 pm SPACE QUEST: DEEPSHIP 86

“Captain’s Log, Stardate 42.3.14159265359... (ad infinitum). We just completed our survey mission on WILCO'S WILD WASH XLIX. We were sent to investigate some ANGRY TOILETS found in some ancient ruins. We believe they were used in some sort of ANNOYED ritual. However, during the course of the mission, Janitor Roger Wilco, Lt. Cmdr. Circuit Sidney, and Ensign JOHN THE SILLY DUKE fell into a secret room of the ruin. The room was DRUNK and covered in BLURRY drawings. The drawings appeared to depict a SPOON we believe the civilization once worshiped as a god. Unfortunately, Janitor Wilco tripped on a PLUNGER and damaged a support column, resulting in the total destruction of the ruin. There were no significant injuries, although Lt. Cmdr. Circuit Sidney was damaged and may require 77 days to repair. I am recommending Janitor Wilco be demoted and reassigned as a PLUMBER. Kielbasa, out.”

It's eerie how MOST of that makes sense and ties into what could EASILY be a SQ reference.

Hmm. Still your turn to create a Madlib, Tawm ...

[EXCLAMATION]
[NOUN]
[COLOR]
[NOUN] (Plural)
[ADVERB]
[ADJECTIVE]
[NOUN]

[EXCLAMATION] - BEGONE, FOUL FIEND, UNTO THE PITS OF EL-SHAMHAROTH WHICH SPAWNED THEE!
[NOUN] - COW
[COLOR]
[NOUN] (Plural)
[ADVERB]
[ADJECTIVE]
[NOUN]

[EXCLAMATION] - BEGONE, FOUL FIEND, UNTO THE PITS OF EL-SHAMHAROTH WHICH SPAWNED THEE!
[NOUN] - COW
[COLOR] - SILVER
[NOUN] (Plural) - TACOS
[ADVERB]
[ADJECTIVE]
[NOUN]

[EXCLAMATION] - BEGONE, FOUL FIEND, UNTO THE PITS OF EL-SHAMHAROTH WHICH SPAWNED THEE!
[NOUN] - COW
[COLOR] - SILVER
[NOUN] (Plural) - TACOS
[ADVERB] - SWIFTLY
[ADJECTIVE]
[NOUN] - ENCHILADA

[EXCLAMATION] - BEGONE, FOUL FIEND, UNTO THE PITS OF EL-SHAMHAROTH WHICH SPAWNED THEE!
[NOUN] - COW
[COLOR] - SILVER
[NOUN] (Plural) - TACOS
[ADVERB] - SWIFTLY
[ADJECTIVE] - SLY
[NOUN] - ENCHILADA

And that's all of them.

I liked the idea NBS did of continuing the story. So I did the same with one of mine.

[EXCLAMATION] - BEGONE, FOUL FIEND, UNTO THE PITS OF EL-SHAMHAROTH WHICH SPAWNED THEE!
[NOUN] - COW
[COLOR] - SILVER
[NOUN] (Plural) - TACOS
[ADVERB] - SWIFTLY
[ADJECTIVE] - SLY
[NOUN] - ENCHILADA

KING'S QUEST XI: QUEST FOR PROLETARIAT

After stopping by the Green Motorcycle and picking up sulfuric acid for Rosella, Graham was riding back on his trusty horse, Thurl Ravenscroft, when an orc leaped out in front of him.

"[BEGONE, FOUL FIEND, UNTO THE PITS OF EL-SHAMHAROTH WHICH SPAWNED THEE!]," King Graham boldly shouted at the orc.

The orc looked shocked and said, "My, such language for a foul [COW]!"

King Graham was shocked the [SILVER] orc had actually spoke. "You're able to speak?"

The orc shook his head, "Well, of course I can. Do you think we're as stupid as a [TACO]?"

"Well, no," King Graham admitted, [SWIFTLY]. "It's just your kind normally just growls and attacks."

"My kind?" The orc asked appalled. "That's quite racist of you."

King Graham was stunned. "So what is it you need? That you would jump out like that?"

The orc shrugs, "I was just going to ask if you have any extra [SLY] [ENCHILADAS]?"

To Be Continued?

Huh. It starts off making some kind of sense, but quickly stops.

My turn!


Quest for Glory 1.5: Who Stole Shameen's Plates?

In the little town of Spielburg, on the shelf of Shameen's inn, there is a variety of plates left there by a former adventuress known as Mary Meister. No one knows anything about her.

One day, a [COLOUR]-haired adventuress strode into the inn. "My name is [FANTASY FEMALE NAME], and I am an adventuress!" She proclaimed [ADVERB].

"All ... right," Shameen [VERB]ed. "I could tell that because your [COLOUR] boots are [NUMBER] sizes too big, and you're wearing a chainmail [TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR]."

"Aha! So you say, [ADJECTIVE] cat-creature! But you see, I have come to liberate the plates on your wall!" [FANTASY FEMALE NAME] [VERB]ed loudly. "They belong to my friend, Mary Meister!"

"I will not give them up." Shameen grabbed his [NUMBER]-foot club, known locally as the 'Peacemaker'. "Mary left them to me. They have sentimental value. I advise you to depart [ADVERB]."

"Ha ha!" The adventuress said [ADVERB]. "Your pretty little stick does not [VERB] me, O miserable feline! For I am [FANTASY FEMALE NAME] the Invulnerable!"

"Oh no!" Shameen's mouth dropped. "Not [FANTASY FEMALE NAME] the Invulnerable!"

"Yes! I am [FANTASY FEMALE NAME] the Invulnerable!"

"I don't care!" And with the help of the 'Peacemaker', Shameen [VERB]ed the adventuress out the door. "What next? Some [OCCUPATION] calling himself [NORDIC NAME] The [ADJECTIVE]?"

But the following night - [SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - the plates were gone!!! Who could have [PAST VERB] them?!? What a puzzle!

To be continued?


[COLOUR] -
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[COLOUR] -
[NUMBER] -
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[VERB] -
[NUMBER] -
[ADVERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] -
[NORDIC NAME] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] -
[PAST VERB] -

Enjoy!

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[COLOUR] -
[NUMBER] -
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[VERB] -
[NUMBER] -
[ADVERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] -
[NORDIC NAME] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] -
[PAST VERB] - RAN

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] -
[COLOUR] -
[NUMBER] -
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[VERB] -
[NUMBER] -
[ADVERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] -
[NORDIC NAME] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] -
[PAST VERB] - RAN

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] - DANCING
[COLOUR] -
[NUMBER] -
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[VERB] -
[NUMBER] -
[ADVERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] -
[NORDIC NAME] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!
[PAST VERB] - RAN

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:54 pm [SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!

That paints a, um, interesting mental picture.
Now I need a mental eraser.

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:54 pm [SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!

Dude!?

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] - DANCING
[COLOUR] - INDIGO
[NUMBER] - 1009
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[VERB] -
[NUMBER] -
[ADVERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] -
[NORDIC NAME] -
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!
[PAST VERB] - RAN