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notbobsmith wrote: ↑Sun Feb 27, 2022 9:19 pm

Tawmis wrote: ↑Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:54 pm [SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!

Dude!?

That got a reaction from you and Rath.

The inspiration is far more innocent than both of you might believe.

It came from how Hill Giants looked in 2nd Edition D&D - I happen to be working on my D&D campaign when I was doing this.




[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] - DANCING
[COLOUR] - INDIGO
[NUMBER] - 1009
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] - G-STRING BIKINI
[ADJECTIVE] -
[VERB] -
[NUMBER] -
[ADVERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] -
[NORDIC NAME] - FREYJA
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!
[PAST VERB] - RAN

That still doesn't look innocent. *raises eyebrow* Look at that sly grin, the overdeveloped arm muscles compared to the small head.
Clearly that giant is up to no good.

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] - DANCING
[COLOUR] - INDIGO
[NUMBER] - 1009
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] - G-STRING BIKINI
[ADJECTIVE] - INAPPROPRIATE
[VERB] - DUST
[NUMBER] -
[ADVERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] -
[NORDIC NAME] - FREYJA
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!
[PAST VERB] - RAN

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] - DANCING
[COLOUR] - INDIGO
[NUMBER] - 1009
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] - G-STRING BIKINI
[ADJECTIVE] - INAPPROPRIATE
[VERB] - DUST
[NUMBER] - 42
[ADVERB] -
[ADVERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] - SLAYER OF GIANTS
[NORDIC NAME] - FREYJA
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!
[PAST VERB] - RAN

Tawmis wrote: ↑Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:50 am ...
[OCCUPATION] - SLAYER OF GIANTS
...
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!

... are you constructing a new D&D adventure that concerns giants, Tawm?

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Tue Mar 01, 2022 3:22 pm

Tawmis wrote: ↑Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:50 am ...
[OCCUPATION] - SLAYER OF GIANTS
...
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!

... are you constructing a new D&D adventure that concerns giants, Tawm?

As I said, I was working on an D&D adventure with giants.

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] - DANCING
[COLOUR] - INDIGO
[NUMBER] - 1009
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] - G-STRING BIKINI
[ADJECTIVE] - INAPPROPRIATE
[VERB] - DUST
[NUMBER] - 42
[ADVERB] - PARADOXICALLY
[ADVERB] - COLORFULLY
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[OCCUPATION] - SLAYER OF GIANTS
[NORDIC NAME] - FREYJA
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!
[PAST VERB] - RAN

Hmm. Should I add a verb or two to keep this game going?

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] - DANCING
[COLOUR] - INDIGO
[NUMBER] - 1009
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] - G-STRING BIKINI
[ADJECTIVE] - INAPPROPRIATE
[VERB] - DUST
[NUMBER] - 42
[ADVERB] - PARADOXICALLY
[ADVERB] - COLORFULLY
[VERB] - PAINT
[VERB] - ERASE
[OCCUPATION] - SLAYER OF GIANTS
[NORDIC NAME] - FREYJA
[ADJECTIVE] -
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!
[PAST VERB] - RAN

[COLOUR] - SILVER
[FANTASY FEMALE NAME] - AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS
[ADVERB] - MENACINGLY
[VERB] - DANCING
[COLOUR] - INDIGO
[NUMBER] - 1009
[TYPE OF FEMALE BEACHWEAR] - G-STRING BIKINI
[ADJECTIVE] - INAPPROPRIATE
[VERB] - DUST
[NUMBER] - 42
[ADVERB] - PARADOXICALLY
[ADVERB] - COLORFULLY
[VERB] - PAINT
[VERB] - ERASE
[OCCUPATION] - SLAYER OF GIANTS
[NORDIC NAME] - FREYJA
[ADJECTIVE] - REPREHENSIBLE
[SHOCKED EXCLAMATION] - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS!
[PAST VERB] - RAN

And that's all of them.

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Quest for Glory 1.5: Who Stole Shameen's Plates?

In the little town of Spielburg, on the shelf of Shameen's inn, there is a variety of plates left there by a former adventuress known as Mary Meister. No one knows anything about her.

One day, a SILVER-haired adventuress strode into the inn. "My name is AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS, and I am an adventuress!" She proclaimed MENACINGLY.

"All ... right," Shameen DANCED. "I could tell that because your INDIGO boots are 1009 sizes too big, and you're wearing a chainmail G-STRING BIKINI."

"Aha! So you say, INAPPROPRIATE cat-creature! But you see, I have come to liberate the plates on your wall!" AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS DUSTED loudly. "They belong to my friend, Mary Meister!"

"I will not give them up." Shameen grabbed his 42-foot club, known locally as the 'Peacemaker'. "Mary left them to me. They have sentimental value. I advise you to depart PARADOXICALLY."

"Ha ha!" The adventuress said COLOURFULLY. "Your pretty little stick does not PAINT me, O miserable feline! For I am AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS the Invulnerable!"

"Oh no!" Shameen's mouth dropped. "Not AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS the Invulnerable!"

"Yes! I am AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS the Invulnerable!"

"I don't care!" And with the help of the 'Peacemaker', Shameen ERASED the adventuress out the door. "What next? Some SLAYER OF GIANTS calling herself FREYJA the REPREHENSIBLE?"

But the following night - BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS! - the plates were gone!!! Who could have RUN them?!? What a puzzle!

To be continued?
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No comment. Your turn, NBS!

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[ANIMAL] - CHEETAH
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[VERB] - CATALOGUE
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