Game: "Let's NOT write a Sierra related kickstarter!"

[Rath Darkblade]

Presenting -- what might've happened if Ken Williams and John Romero ever did make a game ...

Quest for Gory. Bolder! Bloodier! Messier! SEE your hero defeat his enemies and gouge out their eyes! HEAR their yells of pain as their kidneys end up on your dagger!! GASP in amazement as they bleed out and/or die of gangrene!!!

Rated F for FDT (First-Dagger Wielder).

[Tawmis]

Presenting -- what might've happened if Ken Williams and John Romero ever did make a game ...
Quest for Gory. Bolder! Bloodier! Messier! SEE your hero defeat his enemies and gouge out their eyes! HEAR their yells of pain as their kidneys end up on your dagger!! GASP in amazement as they bleed out and/or die of gangrene!!!
Rated F for FDT (First-Dagger Wielder).

We're all forgetting titles

[Rath Darkblade]

Hey, the last time I did that one was almost 6 months ago. I've got other ideas now.

Quest for Tory. The hero goes out and tries to find a traditionalist, conservative politician. (See Tory party.)

[Tawmis]

Hey, the last time I did that one was almost 6 months ago. I've got other ideas now.

I was kidding anyway since I got called out for forgetting one (made by someone else)
So it was just funny timing.

I figure as long as the descriptions are different (even if the title is the same), it's all fun and games.

[Rath Darkblade]

Sure, no problem.

Quest for Quarry. Help our hero ... find a marble quarry? And get marble out of there? So he can build a new statue of Signor Ferrari? Hmm. Think it'd sell?

[Tawmis]

Mangie Sue's Scary In The Sands of the Scrounged Blizzards. - Listen, we don't even know what the game's about! A few developers had a bunch of different ideas - we couldn't settle on one - so like, each chapter is something different! So there's sure to be something for you!

[Rath Darkblade]

Uh. That doesn't even make sense. (Then again, neither does MoE, and that sold!)

Pleasure-Loot Larry in the Land of the Crowned Lizards ........ right. So, the land is full of Lizard Kings. And Larry, your hero, is all about finding pleasure in killing them and looting their corpses (exactly as so many RPGs do). Got it? Good. Have fun.

Think it'd sell, Tawm?

[Tawmis]

Uh. That doesn't even make sense. (Then again, neither does MoE, and that sold!)

Sure it does!
Mangie Sue's Scary In The Sands of the Scrounged Blizzards.

Mangie Sue is her name. She's pretty scary (because she has mange?!). And she's in the sands (desert) area of a place called "The Scrounged Blizzards." (Sand blizzards, not ice blizzards!)

Pleasure-Loot Larry in the Land of the Crowned Lizards ........ right. So, the land is full of Lizard Kings. And Larry, your hero, is all about finding pleasure in killing them and looting their corpses (exactly as so many RPGs do). Got it? Good. Have fun.
Think it'd sell, Tawm?

Mask of Eternity sold, so...

[Rath Darkblade]

Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pasta Gone. Turns out the pirates in the title are just eating pasta. How evil!

King's Quest: The Mask of Fraternity. Prince Alexander goes to college and joins a frat house. Because reasons. All kinds of sophomore hilarity ensues, a la "Animal House", "Revenge of the Nerds" and so on.

King's Quest: Romancing the Groan. King's Quest is written by Lori and Corey Cole. Puns galore! In every store!

King's Quest: Heir Today, Gone To Hades. Alexander goes to Hades and -- hang on a minute...!

Codename: Iced-Iced Baby. On one of his submarine patrols, Johnny Westland finds an infant that was killed and thrown beneath the ice. He has to figure out why.

Then Vanilla Ice, in his first major role since forever, stumbles on and sings a hip-hop song for no discernible reason.

Reviews say: "Mediocre. Still easier than ICEMAN."

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

The X-Rated Game Everyone Wanted, right?
Laura Blows At The Colonel's Request. - Listen, sex sells. That's the pitch.

Presenting “Sierra After Dark” (Titles speak for themselves) -

Laura Blows (The Colonel’s Request)

Literally laughed for a good two minutes!

You’re welcome

Damn it, I knew that sounded too good for it to have been an original idea from my brain!

It’s okay All in good fun.

[notbobsmith]

Hero Quest: So You'd Rather Be a Grinder: A sandwich from New York leaves the big city. After a short stint as a hoagie in Philly, he finally settles down in New England.

(For those that might not know: Hero, Grinder and Hoagie are all local names for a type of sandwich more commonly called a Sub)

[Rath Darkblade]

Thanks, notbobsmith. I did knew about hoagies, but not about heroes or grinders.

King's Quest: Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow. Uh-oh! Alex can't handle his booze, and now he's hung-over and can't quest any more! It's up to you, oh Brave Larry Laffer, to sober Alex up and then show him how to hold his booze!

(Also known as: Quest for Debauchery)

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Leisure Suit Larry Flint - Play as famed pornographer Larry Flint, running his naughty empire form his gold-plated wheelchair. Many chase sequences occur as you help him evade further assassination attempts. Featuring the voice of Woody Harrelson as Larry.

[Rath Darkblade]

Is he at all related to Leisure Suit Larry Bird?

[Tawmis]

Leisure Suit Larry in Tinder Loving Care: Larry Laffer is out and looking for love - this time on the social app, Tinder, in hopes of finding love! Help Larry swipe right - and have the right things to say based on the girl's personality!