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[VERB] -
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[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
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[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] -
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] -
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] -
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] - FLATTEN
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
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[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] - RHOMBUS
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) -
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] - FLATTEN
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] - COOKED
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] - RHOMBUS
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) - PLUS SIZE MALE MODEL-LIKE
[GREETING] -
[ADVERB] -
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] -
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] - FLATTEN
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] - COOKED
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] - RHOMBUS
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) - PLUS SIZE MALE MODEL-LIKE
[GREETING] - 'SUP
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[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] -
[VERB] - SALIVATE
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)

[UNIT OF TIME] - DECADE
[VERB] - CRIED
[VERB] - CLEAN
[ADVERB] - QUICKLY
[VERB] - FLATTEN
[BODY PART] - RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP
[VERB] - COOKED
[GEOMETRIC SHAPE] - RHOMBUS
[DESCRIPTOR] (i.e. young, old, thin, fat etc.) - PLUS SIZE MALE MODEL-LIKE
[GREETING] - 'SUP
[ADVERB] - GENTLY
[TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE] - TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE
[VERB] - MAKING THRUSTING MOTIONS WITH THEIR HIP
[VERB] - SALIVATE
[VERB] - JOG
[POLITE EXPLETIVE] - WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN!
[VERB] - FLAY
[POLITE WORD(S) USED WHEN LEAVING] - TA TA (and no, not TA TAS!)


And that's all of them.

SPACE QUEST XII: SO DAMN TIRED

One day, an alarm sounded on the space station. Roger Wilco woke up after a nap in the broom cupboard. "Not again!" He thought. "Honestly, you can't sleep for 30 or 40 DECADES without being woken up."

He stretched, yawned, and CRIED. "I better go see what they want," he thought.

But when he left the broom cupboard, people were CLEANING and running, and QUICKLY getting in his way. One of them yelled "Ahhh! Ahhhhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" which sounded bad. "What's the matter?" Roger FLATTENED.

"I have a RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE CAP-ache!" The man COOKED.

Another man was running around in RHOMBUSES (or is it "rhombi"? -Ed.), repeating "Panic, panic, panic, panic..." until Roger slapped him. Then he said "Thank you, PLUS-SIZE MALE MODEL-LIKE man. I don't know what got into me."

The computer screen was blank until Roger thumped it into life. On it, a face from the past said: "'SUP, earthlings. Remember me?" It paused to mwa-ha-ha a little. "I am building a new Astro Chicken restaurant in your quadrant, and sadly, your GENTLY inadequate space vehicle is due for demolition. Do not be alarmed; TRIACETONE TRIPEROXIDE has already been MADE THRUSTING MOTIONS WITH THEIR HIP to your ship, and the process will take approximately one of your earth minutes. Thank you." The screen went blank.

Roger clenched his fists. "Bloody Sludge Vohaul again!" he SALIVATED. He thumped the screen, which flickered into life. "Yes? Ah, Mr Wilco. What an unexpected soon-to-become pleasure. Is there anything I can JOG for you before you become space debris?"

"I don't want to become space debris!" Roger shouted. "WELL, THAT CERTAINLY TAPS MY GOAT ON THE HEAD, OL' BEAN you, Vohaul!"

Vohaul's mouth creased into a tight smile. "Did I say you had a choice?"

A polite female voice said: "Detonation in 10 seconds. Ten ... nine ... eight ..."

"I will return and FLAY my revenge!"

Sludge Vohaul sighed. Or perhaps it was a valve in his protective space suit. "That's my line, Mr Wilco. Don't wear it out."

"Five ... four ... three ..."

"TA-TA, Mr Wilco." The screen went black. The world went white.

"Oh well," thought the consciousness of Roger Wilco. "At least I won't have to put up with him anymore!"

THE END

Well ... after a promising start, that made no sense at all. Who's next?

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