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Quest for Gory: QfG Meets DOOM

One day the QfG Hero walked out of Spielburg into the forest, when out jumped a [MONSTER] with a [[FUTURISTIC WEAPON]!

The hero unsheathed his sword, but the [MONSTER] laughed at him. "[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY]! A sword? What do you think this is, [A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO]? Only girls fight with swords nowadays!"

The monster then blasted away with its [FUTURISTIC WEAPON], causing [TYPE OF BIRD] to fall out of trees as insta-barbecue. "Ow!" it cursed. "Blasted [NOUN] in my paw! Putting off my aim!"

But the hero was unafraid, and he took the [NOUN] out of the [MONSTER]'s paw, and the [MONSTER] became his friend.

So the hero sent it off to the Spielburg lake, where it lived for oh-so-many [TIME PERIODS], attracting [ADJECTIVE] [FOREIGN COUNTRY] tourists with their big fat [FOREIGN CURRENCY]. And the Spielburgians Spiel-burgers people who live in Spielburg did praise the hero, and the hero did [VERB], and THEY gave unto him barbecued [ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD], and [TYPE OF COOKING] hedgehogs, and roasted peasant pheasant, and quail, and ... all right, we'll skip a bit ... for lunch.

And the hero grew monstrously round, whereupon he was offered a [TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT]. But he said "No thanks, I'm [VERB]ing my figure." So they rolled him out the door, and used him to play ten-pin bowling with.

THE END


Well ... that didn't go as I expected, but never mind. Now it's your turn!

[MONSTER]
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON]
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY]
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO]
[TYPE OF BIRD]
[NOUN]
[TIME PERIODS]
[ADJECTIVE]
[FOREIGN COUNTRY]
[FOREIGN CURRENCY]
[VERB]
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD]
[TYPE OF COOKING]
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT]
[VERB]
[VERB]

[MONSTER] - TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON] - THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY]
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO]
[TYPE OF BIRD]
[NOUN]
[TIME PERIODS]
[ADJECTIVE]
[FOREIGN COUNTRY]
[FOREIGN CURRENCY]
[VERB]
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD]
[TYPE OF COOKING]
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT]
[VERB]
[VERB]

[MONSTER] - TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON] - THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY] - I'VE MET CANTALOUPES WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU!
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO]
[TYPE OF BIRD]
[NOUN]
[TIME PERIODS]
[ADJECTIVE]
[FOREIGN COUNTRY]
[FOREIGN CURRENCY]
[VERB]
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD]
[TYPE OF COOKING]
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT]
[VERB]
[VERB] - SQUISH

[MONSTER] - TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON] - THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY] - I'VE MET CANTALOUPES WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU!
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO] - LIKE SANDS THROUGH AN HOURGLASS
[TYPE OF BIRD] - A LITERALLY BALD EAGLE
[NOUN]
[TIME PERIODS]
[ADJECTIVE]
[FOREIGN COUNTRY]
[FOREIGN CURRENCY]
[VERB]
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD]
[TYPE OF COOKING]
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT]
[VERB]
[VERB] - SQUISH

[MONSTER] - TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON] - THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY] - I'VE MET CANTALOUPES WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU!
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO] - LIKE SANDS THROUGH AN HOURGLASS
[TYPE OF BIRD] - A LITERALLY BALD EAGLE
[NOUN] - CLOWN
[TIME PERIODS]
[ADJECTIVE]
[FOREIGN COUNTRY]
[FOREIGN CURRENCY]
[VERB]
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD]
[TYPE OF COOKING]
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT]
[VERB] - HUSHED
[VERB] - SQUISH

[MONSTER] - TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON] - THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY] - I'VE MET CANTALOUPES WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU!
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO] - LIKE SANDS THROUGH AN HOURGLASS
[TYPE OF BIRD] - A LITERALLY BALD EAGLE
[NOUN] - CLOWN
[TIME PERIODS]
[ADJECTIVE]
[FOREIGN COUNTRY] - DAVENTRY
[FOREIGN CURRENCY]
[VERB] - DANCE
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD]
[TYPE OF COOKING]
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT]
[VERB] - HUSHED
[VERB] - SQUISH

[MONSTER] - TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON] - THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY] - I'VE MET CANTALOUPES WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU!
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO] - LIKE SANDS THROUGH AN HOURGLASS
[TYPE OF BIRD] - A LITERALLY BALD EAGLE
[NOUN] - CLOWN
[TIME PERIODS] - CRETACEOUS AND TERTIARY PERIODS
[ADJECTIVE]
[FOREIGN COUNTRY] - DAVENTRY
[FOREIGN CURRENCY]
[VERB] - DANCE
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD]
[TYPE OF COOKING]
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT] - AFTER EIGHT
[VERB] - HUSHED
[VERB] - SQUISH

[MONSTER] - TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON] - THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY] - I'VE MET CANTALOUPES WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU!
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO] - LIKE SANDS THROUGH AN HOURGLASS
[TYPE OF BIRD] - A LITERALLY BALD EAGLE
[NOUN] - CLOWN
[TIME PERIODS] - CRETACEOUS AND TERTIARY PERIODS
[ADJECTIVE] - SLIGHTLY BLUE MAYBE PURPLE
[FOREIGN COUNTRY] - DAVENTRY
[FOREIGN CURRENCY] - THE NICKLE BACK
[VERB] - DANCE
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD]
[TYPE OF COOKING]
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT] - AFTER EIGHT
[VERB] - HUSHED
[VERB] - SQUISH

[MONSTER] - TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER
[FUTURISTIC WEAPON] - THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000
[EXPRESSION OF MOCKERY] - I'VE MET CANTALOUPES WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU!
[A BYGONE AGE, LONG LONG AGO] - LIKE SANDS THROUGH AN HOURGLASS
[TYPE OF BIRD] - A LITERALLY BALD EAGLE
[NOUN] - CLOWN
[TIME PERIODS] - CRETACEOUS AND TERTIARY PERIODS
[ADJECTIVE] - SLIGHTLY BLUE MAYBE PURPLE
[FOREIGN COUNTRY] - DAVENTRY
[FOREIGN CURRENCY] - THE NICKLE BACK
[VERB] - DANCE
[ANOTHER TYPE OF BIRD] - KIWI
[TYPE OF COOKING] - KOSHER
[TYPE OF AFTER-DINNER MINT] - AFTER EIGHT
[VERB] - HUSHED
[VERB] - SQUISH

And that's all of them.

Quest for Gory: QfG Meets DOOM

One day the QfG Hero walked out of Spielburg into the forest, when out jumped a TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER with a THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000!

The hero unsheathed his sword, but the TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER laughed at him. "I'VE MET CANTALOUPES WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU! A sword? What do you think this is, LIKE SANDS THROUGH AN HOURGLASS? Only girls fight with swords nowadays!"

The monster then blasted away with its THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000, causing A LITERALLY BALD EAGLE to fall out of trees as insta-barbecue. "Ow!" it cursed. "Blasted CLOWN in my paw! Putting off my aim!"

But the hero was unafraid, and he took the CLOWN out of the TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER'S paw, and the TRASH COMPACTOR MONSTER became his friend.

So the hero sent it off to the Spielburg lake, where it lived for oh-so-many CRETACEOUS AND TERTIARY PERIODS, attracting SLIGHTLY BLUE-MAYBE-YELLOW DAVENTRY tourists with their big fat NICKLE BACKS. And the Spielburgians Spiel-burgers people who live in Spielburg did praise the hero, and the hero did DANCE, and They gave unto him barbecued KIWI, and KOSHER hedgehogs, and roasted peasant pheasant, and quail, and ... all right, we'll skip a bit ... for lunch.

And the hero grew monstrously round, whereupon he was offered an AFTER EIGHT MINT. But he said "No thanks, I'm HUSHING my figure." So they rolled him out the door, and used him to play ten-pin bowling with.

THE END

Who's next?

Rath Darkblade wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 6:38 am The monster then blasted away with its THE PEN IS MIGHTIER 5000, causing A LITERALLY BALD EAGLE

Heh heh heh.

Oh dear. That is not what I expected at all.

My turn I think. I'll have something shortly.