[2018 - Locked] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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My mayo was ruined when I put the tuna inside the mayo jar, rather than some mayo in the tuperware.

Carne Asada Burrito.
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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My Carne Asada Burrito was ruined because the flank steak was undercooked.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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My Crying Tiger was ruined because the tiger ran away, bawling its eyes out.

Ketchup.
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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Oopsies! My bad :DDD

The ketchup was ruined by catsup who was jealous of it's newer succession counterpart. (they never really liked each other anyways)

Halloween candy...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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My Halloween candy was scarfed by all the neighbourhood kids. I only got a piece or two. :(

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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My strawberries are out of season. :(

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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My flan fell off the bench and went splat.

Crumbed Lemon Hoki
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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My Crumbed Lemon Hoki was stolen by a bald eagle, who then returned it, unsure what it was - but it already had it's talons in it.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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...were stolen by the Hamburglar.

(The Butler, "hoki" is another name for blue grenadier, a type of fish).

My mayo-and-beef-pastrami-sandwich...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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... was eaten, oddly enough, by a hungry Vegan.

My ice cream sammich...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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...froze solid in mid-winter.

(Vegans eat beef??? Or any kind of meat?)

My orange...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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...was ruined by Citrus Greening.

My chicken parmesan calzone...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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...got overcooked from intense sunlight.

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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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was eaten by the girl I was dating, named Jasmine, wearing Jasmine scented perfume.

My McCheeseBurger...
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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

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...slipped out of my hands with all the grease they put in there!

My chanterelle mushrooms were...
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