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Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:11 pm
by *The Butler
My mayo was ruined when I put the tuna inside the mayo jar, rather than some mayo in the tuperware.
Carne Asada Burrito.
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:55 pm
by *Whoopee Cushion
My Carne Asada Burrito was ruined because the flank steak was undercooked.
Crying Tiger.
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:40 am
by *Col_Mustard
My Crying Tiger was ruined because the tiger ran away, bawling its eyes out.
Ketchup.
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:47 am
by *Sasquatch
Oopsies! My bad :DDD
The ketchup was ruined by catsup who was jealous of it's newer succession counterpart. (they never really liked each other anyways)
Halloween candy...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:28 am
by *Col_Mustard
My Halloween candy was scarfed by all the neighbourhood kids. I only got a piece or two.
Strawberries
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:07 pm
by *Russian Bot
My strawberries are out of season.
Flan
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:32 pm
by *Whoopee Cushion
My flan fell off the bench and went splat.
Crumbed Lemon Hoki
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:38 pm
by *The Butler
My Crumbed Lemon Hoki was stolen by a bald eagle, who then returned it, unsure what it was - but it already had it's talons in it.
My grapes...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:57 am
by *Col_Mustard
...were stolen by the Hamburglar.
(The Butler, "hoki" is another name for blue grenadier, a type of fish).
My mayo-and-beef-pastrami-sandwich...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:25 pm
by *The Butler
... was eaten, oddly enough, by a hungry Vegan.
My ice cream sammich...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:43 am
by *Col_Mustard
...froze solid in mid-winter.
(Vegans eat beef??? Or any kind of meat?)
My orange...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:14 pm
by *Russian Bot
...was ruined by Citrus Greening.
My chicken parmesan calzone...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:50 pm
by *Whoopee Cushion
...got overcooked from intense sunlight.
Jasmine Rice
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:09 pm
by *The Butler
was eaten by the girl I was dating, named Jasmine, wearing Jasmine scented perfume.
My McCheeseBurger...
Re: [2018] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:28 pm
by *Sasquatch
...slipped out of my hands with all the grease they put in there!
My chanterelle mushrooms were...