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Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 7:30 pm
by * Roland M. Tee
The lumpia was from a takeaway shut down by the health inspector, so I didn't risk it and threw them out.
Wedge Salad.
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:21 pm
by *The Butler
The Wedge Salad was wedged in my mouth against my will.
Ding Dongs.
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:30 am
by * Khelgar Ironfist
The delivery person rang the doorbell but I wasn't home, so he left my Ding Dongs on the doorstep, where they were devoured by rogue hippopotamuses.
Potato salad.
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:48 pm
by * Roland M. Tee
The potato salad was made with miracle whip instead of mayo, so I chucked it out!
Baked Beans.
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:03 pm
by * Khelgar Ironfist
The baked beans caused an unremitting and unprecedented bout of indigestion. Owwww.
Fresh strawberries!
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 11:42 pm
by * Interrobang
The fresh strawberries were left on my counter for too long and got moldy.
Duck a l'orange
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:50 pm
by * Khelgar Ironfist
The dish had too much l'orange and not enough duck, so the bits of duck that survived were far too orangey and sweet.
Roast beef.
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:30 am
by * Interrobang
I have the roast beef, but no onion roll for the sandwich.
Creamsicle
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:33 am
by * Khelgar Ironfist
My creamsicle melted in the hot sun and ran all the way down my arm.
Pork brisket.
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:08 am
by * Roland M. Tee
The pork brisket was unfortunately served in an Orthodox house and thus couldn't be eaten.
Baked Ham.
Re: [2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:58 pm
by * Khelgar Ironfist
Alas, the door bell rang while I was baking my ham. It was a bunch of religious fanatics who insisted on trying to convert me! By the time I got rid of them, my ham was burnt.
Chicken soup