[2024] Why these look like they could be ... murder weapons!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I use the base of the candlestick as a stencil to make snowflakes. Christmas is just around the corner!

[* Ivaylo]

I hear from Tardy Tardis that the cowardly Byzantine Emperor is sneaking up on me! So I grab the revolver, turn around, and press the trigger!

But the recoil is almost too much to bear, and the acrid smoke is difficult to see through, so I stumble backwards, and drop the revolver! But when I wave the smoke away, the deceitful Emperor is dead!

Hooray! The Emperor kicked the bucket!

Tardy Tardis and I join hands and do a joyful dance to celebrate, singing the following words:

"The Emperor kicked the bucket!
The Emperor kicked the bucket!
The Emperor kicked the bucket,
The bucket,
The bucket!
The bucket kicked the Emperor!
The Emperor kicked the Emperor!"

I disentangle myself, bow to Tardy Tardis, and proclaim: "Thank you ever so much for the dance!"

Then I open the door, exclaim, "And away we go!" and go to the Conservatory!

[* Grumpy bear]

I grab the robe so we can use it to floss Professor Coldheart's tooth.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I use the lead pipe to play a game of stick ball.

[* Tardy Tardis]

Joining in the dance with Ivaylo, I can’t help but feel the rhythms of time itself lining up for our chant:

'The Emperor kicked the bucket! The Emperor kicked the bucket! The bucket kicked the Emperor! And now it’s time to go!'

With a flourish, I tip an invisible hat and declare: 'A dance well danced, Ivaylo!' Then, checking my pocket watch (fashioned, naturally, from a repurposed wrench), I dash off, only slightly late for my next destination—the Billiard Room!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I use the revolver as part of an Old West Sheriff costume.

[* Ivaylo]

I use the knife to cut the cheese! Yes, I cut a piece of cheese to add to my ham sandwich!

[* Grumpy bear]

I use the knife in the Care Bears Traitors game.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I use the rope to build a ropes course.

[* Tardy Tardis]

I grab the candlestick, but instead of lighting it, I use it to tinker with an ancient compass, recalibrating it to point to the nearest time anomaly. Perfect for any time traveler who needs to navigate a paradox or two!

[* Boris]

I use gun. Hunt moose. Is small gun though.

[* Ivaylo]

Ivaylo uses the lead pipe to knock the Golden Horde Khan on the head and steal his treasure!

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I paint the lead pipe with glow-in-the-dark paint to make a lightsaber.

[* Grumpy bear]

Hrmpf! Lead pipes are toxic. Let's not touch it.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I use the knife in a Klingon costume. It does look a little like the ones they use.